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Breathing Policy by the brilliant Pauline
If your child breathes I will ensure that the air around him/her is clean and free from dirt.
If your child arrives having breathed dirty air you will be required to sign an 'exisiting contamination form'
Children will be encouraged to breathe at all times
If your child refuses to breathe I will have to notify Ofsted and you must collect them immediately
I must ensure that all breathing meets the national standards, therefore we will practice breathing at all minutes of the day.
Please discuss breathing with your child and encourage them to breathe while in my care
Coughs will be considered acceptable forms of breathing, however you must sign a form to say that you will allow this
You must also sign a parental permission for that allows me to let your child breathe during his/her time in my care
This is my breathing procedure: in, out, in, out, in, out
Thank your for your understanding.
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