Cute/Funny things kids say!

[xgemx]

One of my cousins is called Robert, my son from when he called talk has pronounced it as Yoghurt but even now he can say Robert he still calls him yoghurt so its like his nickname now

[littleelm]

Was fixing a page back into a book today when my sticky tape rolled off the table and onto the floor, little mindee who's nearly 3 picked it and said 'your tippy tape fell on the floor!' so cute!

[Zoomie]

My mindee told me to wait in the BBQ today .

I chose the queue in the post office instead

[snufflepuff]

Last week my mindee, 2.5yrs, was playing and just randomly said 'testicles'! I have no idea where it came from!

DS says 'I want to wear it on' when talking about clothes...a combination of 'wear it' and 'put it on'. He also says 'have you got your dressed on?' meaning 'have you got dressed/ have you got your clothes on?'

My other mindee says 'Thomas the tankine' ...she's sort of merged tank and engine, bless her!

On Saturday my DS had some sparklers....he said 'please I have more 'noculars?' I think he thought they were called binoculars?!?

[Nature'sKids!]

my brother in law used to say thomas tackit to thomas tank engine

[littleelm]

We have a stubborn little fella who's favourite line, said multiple times a day is 'I can't want to!' A mixture of I can't and I don't want to! Little Monkey!

[Bernie]

I asked my 5yr old what he thought of me being a childminder and how it made him feel that other children come round to our house and play with his toys.

After a long pause he said 'It makes me feel proud Mummy'

Still brings a tear to me eye now.

[sweets]

I asked my 5yr old what he thought of me being a childminder and how it made him feel that other children come round to our house and play with his toys.

After a long pause he said 'It makes me feel proud Mummy'

Still brings a tear to me eye now.

ahh bless his little cotton socks

[foxy lady]

i was hanging my washing out on the line when g who is 7 says "you are like an Old Fashioned lady hanging clothes on the line. my mummy uses a tumble dryer but we are not poor like you" bless her

[allinatiz]

These are brill. I have a little one at the minute who is eagerly anticipating a visit from Farmer Christmas

[JCrakers]

Its not very often I go sainsburys with the mindees but after reading group we sometimes nip in for essentials, bread, milk etc. I had a 3yr old walking and she kept walking behind me so I said.
'Can you walk next to the pushchair like we usually do please because we dont want to get lost do we'
She replied ' Well, I come here with daddy and when I walk behind him he says its ok.....My Daddy has eyes in the back of his head you know'

My other mindee enjoyed collecting 'Honkers' from the park.....(Conkers..lol)

[Lady Haha]

Makes me feel sad reading these! My mindees are all schoolies and never say things wrong anymore

[jumping j]

I have a lo today who told me mummy is having a baby sister and she's going to call her Miss Marple!!! Good job I already knew mum was pregnant otherwise this could have been a shock!!!

[Coco]

My 3yr old daughter is an Expernard rather than an expect as she has a friend called Bernard, also she was camping in the garden with her Dad in the summer. In the morning she woke up and my husband was just watching her. She sighed and then again adding 'blooming old birds go back to sleep!'

[kel1983]

Today when one mindee was being collected her great aunt asked one of my schoolies how old she was "she said 4" and then asked her how old she was going to be next, to which she answered "a year older than 4"
This made us all chickle.

[breezy]

we were talking about what we wanted to be when we grew up and after the usual fireman, doctor etc mindee popped up with " Well I'm gonna be a Thunderbird"

[Mamma4Ya]

My youngest daughter would ask for 'spagetti boil your nails' instead of spagetti bolagnese. She is 25 now and still says it.

[maryp0ppins]

My DD when younger used to call her bikini her mikini ,

She is now 13 & we all as a family still say mikini as if it's the correct way & I think we will call it that forever now

[JCrakers]

My youngest daughter would ask for 'spagetti boil your nails' instead of spagetti bolagnese. She is 25 now and still says it.

Love it

My ds used to call water 'Fwortoc' when he was about 2.5yrs so now he's 12 I still say 'Do you want a drink of Fwortoc with that' He always looks at me funny

[Narnia34]

My DS when he was little used to see something like a car and say

My am a car!

So I would say' No darling, I am a car'

and he would look at me, put his head on one side and say

'No, Mummy not a car, MY am a car'

so that was me told!