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    Once apon a time there was a childminder who had been minding for quite some time.......
    You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

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    who really loved all the kids in her care but hated all the paperwork and chaos caused ..

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    One day she was stood staring at the several mountain's of paperwork that she needed to have done before her next inspection when she decided...
    You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

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    1 day she decided she would like too .............
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    i NEED A DRINK
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    Owner of a static holiday caravan in Paignton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angela234 View Post
    i NEED A DRINK
    Was that a continuation of the story or just a general statement?

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    She went to the fridge and got a bottle of white and poured her first glass..................

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    so she went to the pub .......

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    Then her second and third she then stumbled..........
    we dont stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing

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    AND KNOCKED OVER ALL HER PAPERWORK
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    which got caught by a gust of wind and fluttered out of the window of her penthouse flat on the 1000 floor...........
    we dont stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing

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    so she said s.d it lol

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    She started to cry but to her surprise a beautiful fairy appeared and said

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    Hello my name is the Ofsted fairy and you are overdue your inspection...






    ...sorry got my inspection on Tuesday, so am a bit preoccupied

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    and Ofsted will be much more intrested in how you get your children up 1000 floors without a lift then your paperwork! the childminder....

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    said would you like a glass of wine
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    oh just give me the bottle said the ofsted inspector...

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    Only if you grade me outstanding I said

    The Ofsted inspector took out her
    Keep smiling!

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    her diary and nodded 'Tomorrow will be your inspection. I have already decided your result and I do not give out outstanding' said the ofsted inspector.
    You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

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    The childminder felt disappointed until she remembered.....

 

 
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