Group Story! Join in and add a line lets see how far fetched it gets!

[chez]

that she had now the secret of the Ofsted fairy drinking wine

[LOOPYLISA]

They opened the 2nd bottle...........

[boxtree7]

and started the bbq

[stardust]

She used the remaining paperwork to light the fire. She then looked through the paper to see what jobs were about...

[desiderata]

and found there was an advert for a job ,................................................. .......... for an Ofsted Inspector x

[boxtree7]

as the pages turned the flames rose ........ the heat was unbearable

[sarah707]

Nah I've had too much wine...



So they opened the door...

[Little Bear]

The Ofsted inspector said, what red cheeks you have I do hope you have done a risk assessment for this bbq

[christine e]

but we have just used my BBQ risk assessment to light the BBQ...

[silvermist]

she had her security camera running and it clearly showed the Ofsted Fairy swigging from a bottle of plonk! The childminde said "Um Ofsted Fairy, I hate to tell you this but".....

[silvermist]

Oh no more lines were added before mine went on! That doesnt make any sense at all!

[christine e]

she had her security camera running and it clearly showed the Ofsted Fairy swigging from a bottle of plonk! The childminde said "Um Ofsted Fairy, I hate to tell you this but".....

you are gonna have to give me outstanding now or else...

[singlewiththree]

or else WHAT? replied the OFSTED inspector.

[christine e]

or else I will show the CCTV pictures to all my friends on the childminding help forum

[stardust]

lol love how its centered around ofsted and wine!! What does that say about us? Alcholic winos who hate ofsted!!

[Andrea08]

as always the forum got together for support and wrote letters (with sarah's help) and the childminder got an OUTSTANDING GRADE but with one condition.....

[Andrea08]

lol love how its centered around ofsted and wine!! What does that say about us? Alcholic winos who hate ofsted!!

no it shows we are ladies and like good wine lol...

just love this story shame i cana read it out to my mindees

[christine e]

as always the forum got together for support and wrote letters (with sarah's help) and the childminder got an OUTSTANDING GRADE but with one condition.....

all CCTV cameras to be removed from the premises

[JulieA]

.... the fantastic childminder had to make safe the humungous mountains of paperwork, and spend her days.....PLAYING with the children in her care!!!

[Andrea08]

.... a risk assessment was completed... all empty wine bottles had to be put in the "BLUE" bin, ...