Don't know if this would be classed as absentminded but
I once did a well silly thing i was kicking the washing down the stairs and not thinking decided to climb over the stairgate.
Result was slipping a hurting between my legs
Becoming the topic of conversation around A&E and the laughing stock of the gyno ward.
And walking like John Wayne for 2 weeks
I was out at childminding group when one of the other cm got a phone call, she had just dropped her car off at the garage. She wasn't working that day because of car. They asked her if she'd forgotten something, and lo and behold she had left her son strapped into his car seat . She was in the mind of not working so forgot she was meant to have children with her
Ali xx
When I first got with hubby 14 years ago we were sat on different chairs watching TV & he said 'chuck the remote over' he wanted to change channels.
Well I was eating a pot of trifle at the time & threw that across the room by mistake......
Lets just say MESS was an under statement.....But we did laugh our heads off at my stupidity
wow 2012 already
I often try and put the coffee or bread in the fridge. Hx
DH dropped me outside Chinese takeaway for me to run in and collect our order while he stayed in car with engine running. I ran back to car with the takeaway, it was raining, I jumped into the front passenger seat and did up my seat belt. Was begining to wonder why DH wasn't driving off when a strange voice said, "Can I help you?" While I had been in the Chinese some bloke with the same model and colour car had parked in front of DH.
I got out faster than I got in. DH in fits as he has watched it happen .
Why hasn't Gary Barlow come to my rescue yet?
I could take over this post with all the stupid things I have done......strangely more have happened since I became a childminder
Claire x
i once polished the whole of the downstairs using fly killer spray instead of the mr muscle!! even the smell didnt make me realise!
I went to drive thru mcdonalds with a friend. Ordered food at first window, paid, so busy talking drove straight out of car park. Got up road my friend said " wheres the food" . Had to go back really red faced and ask for our order.
Put apple juice in a cup of tea instead of milk ---in my defence they were both in the same style of carton, however have made this slip up more than once
I've poured orange juice over my cereal.
The worse one is in the past I've put my child in the baby carseat out of the sling and fastened the car seat in but completely forgot to do up the 5 point harness
I'm always doing daft things and put it down to tiredness and too much on my mind
Paula
two weeks ago I was making me and DD drinks before bed.
I poured me a glass of wine, and dd her milk, i put my wine in the microwave and gave dd her milk cold
I sprayed furniture polish in my hair instead of Hair spray
Needs to Zumba
Brill stories girls!!
Most recent one for me was trying to get into the wrong room at the ncma conference. I had forgotton my voting papers and was rushing - Manjay told me room number but in space of ten seconds I forgot it
I was so convinced I was at the right door that I got one of the cleaners to let me in - to find that it was wrong room. Thank goodness there was no -one there
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