The alternative Queen's speech

**Pauline** · 25-12-2009, 02:35 PM

My loyal subjects, it is with great pleasure that I welcome in another Christmas with you all.

We here at Forum Towers would like to wish you all a very Happy Christmas and Prosperous New Year.

I have decided this year to bestow some Christmas Honours to my loyal subjects, to those of you not included please do not feel down or left out, please understand how hard it is to decide who should be honoured............

…......... so just GET OVER IT!

The following awards have been given for services rendered:

A NFE – Night-owl of the Forum Empire – the 'Night-hood '– Goes to Blaze and Angel for their late night and early morning log ins and postings

eBQFE – eBook Queen of the Forum Empire - Goes to Sarah for her never ending keyboard services

BSKFE – Biggest Secret Keeper of the Forum Empire – Goes to Dee for organising and managing Angel's birthday present without her ever knowing

SOFE – Sexy One of the Forum Empire – Goes to the lovely Twinkles

NQSOFE – Not Quite So Sexy One of the Forum Empire – Goes to the lovely Miffy

BFE - Bravest of the Forum Empire -Goes to Forum Widower for having the courage to pretend to be Santa and risk being quizzed by children! Thank you for raising £40 (at the last count) for the Big Swig

FFE – Fool of the Forum Empire – Goes to Breezy, Monkey1 and Pipsqueak for unending mirth

MCUFE – Most Confusing Username of the Forum Empire – Goes to Emler (everyone thinks it is Elmer - as in the elephant!)

LPFE – Longest Poster of the Forum Empire – Goes, without a doubt, to Heaven Scent. Also the most entertaining!

MPFE - Most Patient of the Forum Empire – Goes to Graham for putting up with me and the trials of the Forum as I complain and moan

MPNFE – Most promising Newcomer of the Forum Empire – Goes to Daddydaycare, we will turn him into a woman eventually

SUFE – Silliest username of the Forum Empire – Goes to Bushpig

UAFE – Ugliest Avatar of the Forum Empire – Goes to Orksie (until she changed it)

LHFE – Least Huggable of the Forum Empire – Goes to huggableshelly (the box is too hard to hug)

IUFE – Itchiest Username of the Forum Empire – Goes to nannymcflea

LHPFE – Level Headed Poster of the Forum Empire – Goes to Spangles because she always has the most sensible answer but thinks she doesn't!

PMFE – Poshest Member of the Forum Empire - Goes to Wendywu since sharing the pics of her home.

MFE - Member of the Forum Empire – This award goes to all those not mentioned above, every single one of you – I love you all.

Merry Christmas

**sarah707** · 25-12-2009, 05:46 PM

New letters after my name!

Thank you Pauline

**ORKSIE** · 25-12-2009, 08:25 PM

Thanks Pauline, Orksie will be back in the New Year XX
Merry Chritmas XXXXX

**Monkey1** · 25-12-2009, 09:27 PM

Fool of the forum empire

Thanks Mum x

**wendywu** · 25-12-2009, 10:41 PM

Thanks Pauline, now as im Posh can someone please find me a Mr Beckham

**Cazz** · 26-12-2009, 01:19 AM

I like it!!

Well done and thank you Pauline for giving me a giggle!!

**breezy** · 26-12-2009, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by Monkey1

Fool of the forum empire

Thanks Mum x

Ditto, but do I have to share it with the ape?

**Monkey1** · 26-12-2009, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by breezy

Ditto, but do I have to share it with the ape?

Push off i sat on the thrown first!

go make yourself a cup of tea in your new mug!

**breezy** · 26-12-2009, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by Monkey1

Push off i sat on the thrown first!

go make yourself a cup of tea in your new mug!

I hate tea! Already christened it with a nice coffee

Anyway if you look Pauline put MY NAME FIRST so push off and look after your mum, she must have a tummy upset after yesterday

**Pauline** · 26-12-2009, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by breezy

I hate tea! Already christened it with a nice coffee

Anyway if you look Pauline put MY NAME FIRST so push off and look after your mum, she must have a tummy upset after yesterday

Coffee?? Surpised you didn't use it as a 'guzunder'

**breezy** · 26-12-2009, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Pauline

Coffee?? Surpised you didn't use it as a 'guzunder'

I did, it over flowed

**Winnie** · 26-12-2009, 02:57 PM

congrats on the Awards guys, i raise my glass to you all ....hic

TheBTeam · 26-12-2009, 06:03 PM

Well done to all those!!!!!

**Spangles** · 26-12-2009, 10:57 PM

Oooh thank you for my award!!!!

He he!

Does that mean I'm a bit boring though? Never been accused of being level headed before! Wow! I'm so wise! Ha!

**nannymcflea** · 26-12-2009, 11:00 PM

I'm sure I've got some "spot on" somehwhere, must go and apply it!

**Pauline** · 27-12-2009, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Spangles

Oooh thank you for my award!!!!

He he!

Does that mean I'm a bit boring though? Never been accused of being level headed before! Wow! I'm so wise! Ha!

No way are you boring oh wise one