Still trying to get my head around yours minstrel, feeling braindead at the moment.
Since theres none gonig at the moment heres one for ya's
A man walks into a pub and sits down at the bar, and simply orders a water. The bartender looks at the man, and then, quickly pulls out a shotgun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you," and leaves. Why did they behave this way?
Gareth
xx
I am no good at these but could it have been a water pistol
I know I know I am wrong
love Kate
Save the earth it's the only planet with chocolate
I have heard this one before so cant answer....
Nicole xx
The man had hiccups so he scared it away!
Oh...... I should have got that.
Next!
as no one has posted one how about this
A man says, "Brothers and sisters, have I none, but that man's father is my father's son." Who is he pointing at?
PRINCESS DAISY FLOWER
No uncle
Needs to Zumba
oh ******
Needs to Zumba
Is it his son?
Happy to be back with the Greenies
Is he pointing at himself?
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