THIS IS A STAR TIP
Make sure you get a receipt and guarantee from the hospital/doctor/midwife when your child is born. If they go 'faulty' you can then take them back and get a refund.
Brian has informed me that we didn't get a receipt or guarantee when ours were born - such was our belief and joy and this apparent little angel in our arms (x3) would remain so! My argument to this is that no-one told us what was we were going to be up against
Today - all three of my horrors have finally gone faulty together...... their voices have been stuck on a loop of: 'muuuuuuuummmm..............' so much so that I snapped in Morrisons..... yes yes I did......... and I slung a packet of frozen chicken breasts that I was holding back into the freezer (poor bloke stood next to me jumped a mile) and the darned ruddy box popped open just to cap the whole day.
I was a parent on the edge...... after a whole week of constant eardrum battering (it ought to be an offence punishable by gagging) of whinging and whining, tears and tantrums and being told that I am the worlds worst.
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