Vodka Christmas Cake

[Greengrass74]

Thought I would share the recipe for my famous Vodka Christmas cake

1 cup sugar,
1 tsp. baking powder,
1 cup water,
1 tsp. salt ,
1 cup brown sugar,
Lemon juice,
4 large eggs,
Nuts,
1 bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruuuit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.

[eddie]

not sure I should try this with the LO's but sounds like my sort of cooking!!

[cathtee]

Haven't got any vodka can I use brandy instead have 2 bottles under the sink

[silvermist]

Haven't got any vodka can I use brandy instead have 2 bottles under the sink

Ermm, Cath why am I surprised youd pop into this thread!! Oh silly me, it has 'alcohol' in the title.

[cathtee]

Ermm, Cath why am I surprised youd pop into this thread!! Oh silly me, it has 'alcohol' in the title.

[cherry]

Love it

[SamBaker]

Oh I thought this was going to be a real recipe at first, intrigued, not because I was about to make it lol!! now after reading it that really has made my day lol!!