Stoopid things said

[Pipsqueak]

Just listening to the weather report (local news) and the weather person has just said they are 'dealing with strong winds'.

Ok explain to me how they are 'dealing with these strong winds'..... are they standing there in the winds, with one hand up shouting 'be still raging weather phenomena'
are they erecting barriers?
are they setting up giant fans in an attempt to blow the wind back?
what... what exactly are they blooming well doing to 'deal' with them

[Twinkles]

They are all standing on top of the met office building throwing 'wind eze' up in the air

[jaja]

lol lol lol lol lol lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxx

[sarah707]

Do you think they are having umbrella blowing inside out issues?

[Daisy1956]

Very funny

[nannymcflea]

THEY are dealing with it by taking time off work, stopping in,and getting their groceries delivered.

[Polly2]

There's strong winds in my house today I deal with them with neutradol

[Trouble]

may be its spoiling there hair by making it move

[Pauline]

Honestly Pip, don't you know how they deal with strong winds?

They make them stand and listen while they explain just how silly their behaviour is and then expect them to reflect on what has been said

[Pipsqueak]

Honestly Pip, don't you know how they deal with strong winds?

They make them stand and listen while they explain just how silly their behaviour is and then expect them to reflect on what has been said

Thats it - I knew you lot wouldn't take me seriously

So I take it the North Wind is worse than the South Wind???

[Twinkles]

Thats it - I knew you lot wouldn't take me seriously

So I take it the North Wind is worse than the South Wind???

Thats not fair the south wind started it and anyway the north wind didn't do nuffin'

[Pauline]

Well it was the North wind that left poor Robin in the barn where he had to hide his head under his wing (poor thing)

[Twinkles]

Well it was the North wind that left poor Robin in the barn where he had to hide his head under his wing (poor thing)

Oh you're bringing back all the old memories tonight Pauline. I remember this in a book I loved when I was little

[Pipsqueak]

Oh you're bringing back all the old memories tonight Pauline. I remember this in a book I loved when I was little

Long time ago Twinks???

(runs very very fast back to assignment)