Join in Christmas Nursery Rhymes

[singlewiththree]

I will start sing to the tune of 10 green bottles

3 fat snowmen standing in the snow
3 fat snowmen standing in the snow
but if 1 fat snowman should sadly have to go
there would be

2 fat snowmen standing in the snow
2 fat snowmen standing in the snow
but if 1 fat snowman should sadly have to do
there would be

1 fat snowman standing in the snow
1 fat snowman standing in the snow
but if that fat snowman should sadly have to go
there would be

no fat snowmen standing in the snow.

[wendywu]

Father Christmas, Father Christmas,
He got stuck, He got stuck,
Coming down the chimney, coming down the Chimney
What bad luck, what bad luck

[mumx3]

1 fat snowman standing in the snow
1 fat snowman standing in the snow
but if that fat snowman should sadly have to go
there would be

no fat snowmen standing in the snow.

How about "but if that fat snowman should sadly melt away " instead?????

I like...

When Santa got stuck up the chimney
He began to shout

"You girls and boys won't get any toys
If you dont pull me out
I've a pain in my back
A hole in my sack
My nose is tickling too...."

When Santa got stuck up the chimney
achoo achoo achoo

[Helen Dempster]

Father Christmas, Father Christmas,
He got stuck, He got stuck,
Coming down the chimney, coming down the Chimney
What bad luck, what bad luck

ooooooooooooh, that was the one I was gonna say! What about:

10 fat santas shivering in the snow....?

Ok, I made that up, but hey!

[Sadie's Mum]

How about "but if that fat snowman should sadly melt away " instead?????

I like...

When Santa got stuck up the chimney
He began to shout

"You girls and boys won't get any toys
If you dont pull me out
I've a pain in my back
A hole in my sack
My nose is tickling too...."

When Santa got stuck up the chimney
achoo achoo achoo

I love this one but have always sung it slightly differently! I've always sung "My beard is black, there's soot in my sack" lol

[Twinkles]

I will start sing to the tune of 10 green bottles

3 fat snowmen standing in the snow
3 fat snowmen standing in the snow
but if 1 fat snowman should sadly have to go
there would be

2 fat snowmen standing in the snow
2 fat snowmen standing in the snow
but if 1 fat snowman should sadly have to do
there would be

1 fat snowman standing in the snow
1 fat snowman standing in the snow
but if that fat snowman should sadly have to go
there would be

no fat snowmen standing in the snow.

Not sure that is PC.
Shouldn't it be 2 ' weightly challenged ' snowmen

[Alibali]

Not sure that is PC.
Shouldn't it be 2 ' weightly challenged ' snowmen

I was thinking 'jolly'

[It's a small world]

'Whose that coming over the hill its father christmas its father christmas'

my ds sang this at nursery...theme whats that coming over the hill is it a monster....

[venus89]

I've a pain in my back
A hole in my sack

I've always done bear is black soot in sack too - this sounds mildly rude to me

Will you lot STOP being flipping festive? It's only November......

[sweets]

jingle bells batman smells
robin flew away
santa lost his underpants
and found a milky way!

[Sadie's Mum]

[QUOTE=venus89;571129]I've always done bear is black soot in sack too - this sounds mildly rude to me QUOTE]

My hubby always giggles anyway when I sing it anyway as he think it sounds rude lol

[sarah707]

3 mince pies in a baker's shop

Round and fat with sugar on the top

In walks (child's name) with a penny one day

Buys a mince pie and eats it right away ... yum yum

[zillervalley]

jingle bells batman smells
robin flew away
santa lost his underpants
and found a milky way!

we sing for last two line

lost his pants inthe middle of france
and found them in bom bay

[singlewiththree]

we sing for last two line

lost his pants inthe middle of france
and found them in bom bay

We sing for the last lines

jingle bells batman smells
robin flew away
Santa lost his walking stick
on the M6 motorway!

[Twinkles]

ooo I remember mine singing

'While shepherds washed their socks by night......'

But I can't remember any more ( or even if it was rude ).

[singlewiththree]

I see snow flakes
I see snow flakes
tumbling down
tumbling down
Shall we build a snowman
Shall we build a snowman
fat and round
fat and round

I seem to have a fat issue

[madasahatter]

Christmas is coming
The geese are getting fat
please put a penny in the old man's hat
if you haven't got a penny
then a halfpenny will do
If you haven't got a halpenny
Then god bless you

[patevans]

Christmas is coming
The geese are getting fat
please put a penny in the old man's hat
if you haven't got a penny
then a halfpenny will do
If you haven't got a halpenny
Then god bless you

we used to sing this one when I worked in nursery...forgot all about it!!

[cabby]

Not sure that is PC.
Shouldn't it be 2 ' weightly challenged ' snowmen

i think you'll find thats "weightly challenged snowPERSONS"

[Dragonfly]

I read this link yesterday and found a rhyme that I thought was catchy, I sung it too the children on the way to school and the 5 year old said stop singing that its not christmas time yet!!! boring or what???