something funny on a Friday

[newandlearning]

One of my friends sends me lovely emails.. here is one I got this week.. its titled 'Children Writing About the Sea' and are excerts of some LOs writing.... hope language is ok for posting.. couldn't help but chuckle me self..xx



Pure Gold.. 'Children Writing About the Sea'...

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.( Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an ******** on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

6) My brother goes out in his boat with his girlfriend, and comes back with crabs. (Emily Burniston age 5)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.(Becky age 8)

13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7).


Happy Friday everyone!!

xx

[emler]

love number 5

[Blaze]

to most of them...

but bless to number 9 ...really felt for that LO

[sweets]

they are very funny! the last one a bit of a shocker! lol

[fionamal]

They are brill

[miffy]

Oh magic - gave me a good laugh!

Would love to see the expression on the face of mum of no 13 when she reads that at parent's evening!

Miffy xx

[Adiamond]

So funny x x x

[ORKSIE]

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After i read number 13 a liitle bit of snot actually escaped from my nose cos i snorted

[Daddy Day Care]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww orkise

[ORKSIE]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww orkise

I know But I just had to share

[daisyboo1980]

they cheered me up havent laughed so much

[Trouble]

[nikim]

maybe we should have a section just for things like this to read when we are having/had a bad day


that would be the joke section in the lounge wouldnt it

[Daddy Day Care]

that would be the joke section in the lounge wouldnt it

lmao yup

[ZoeAlli]

These are great, shared them with DH!!
Like Blaze, felt for no 9- Bless them!

[angeldelight]

Brilliant

Angel xx