haha kids can't keep anything secret

[Mrsh3103]

2yo just farted so I said oooo parden trumpet trousers.
He then told me about how his mummy did a big trumpet trousers then a massive stinky in the toilet!
Now do I tell mum what he said?? Haha

[cathtee]

I've always said nothing is sacred when you have children, bet mom would be mortified if she knew

[SYLVIA]

Bless them. A mum and I were teasing a boy mindee about having hairy legs, chest etc when he grows up when he turned to his mum and said "Well I still won't be as hairy as all of your bits" and pointed to her lady bits. We just couldn't stop laughing. After they had left my partner, who had been sitting in the kitchen and heard it all said he didn't know whether to cough so we knew he could hear or stay silent and listen! We wrapped her up a packet of bic razors for Xmas. She found it very funny bless her!