Overheard in the playgroud

[Tunja]

I overheard this, this morning, a chat between mother and daughter almost five.

Can you have a baby really quickly?
No it takes a long time.
Have you planted the seed yet?
No not yet.
What colour is the seed?
Um.. Yellow I think.
But it will have yellow eyes then.
Perhaps we will get blue seeds then.

Unfortunately the children went into the classroom then and disrupted the conversation.
Tunja

[lubeam]

Brilliant love listening to kids asking awkward questions

[TNT]

That's so sweet! My son has just started with the really awkward questions, the last few weeks I have been asked why are willies sausage shaped? What actually is the 'special cuddle' mummy? Can I see your vagina? (NO!!!!!!! It is a private place)

[Koala]

That's so sweet! My son has just started with the really awkward questions, the last few weeks I have been asked why are willies sausage shaped? What actually is the 'special cuddle' mummy? Can I see your vagina? (NO!!!!!!! It is a private place)

[lozzy23]

The two 4 year olds I look after are always playing 'having babies'. I had a little giggle when they told me "we are going to the doctors so he can put a baby in our tummies".

[mummyMia]

My 5 year old ds keeps asking me how daddies put seeds into mummies tummies. I haven't quite worked out an answer for that one yet!

[MessybutHappy]

My 5 year old ds keeps asking me how daddies put seeds into mummies tummies. I haven't quite worked out an answer for that one yet!

Carefully?!!!

Mine had a discussion about how babies get out of tummies the other day. I decided to keep myself busy at the sink! I know, chicken aren't I!

[Tinkerbell1979]

My sons (7, 5) ask how my daughter got in my belly I said a special cuddle and my 7 year old said no the doctor pushed a seed into your belly by the belly button lol then they asked how she got out, as she was an emergency c-section I felt comfortable saying she came out my belly and they cut me as I'm not lying lol

[hectors house]

I saw first hand exactly where they come out from at the birth of my first grandson last Tuesday - where did that week go? Obviously I was there when my own three came out but this time I had a ring side seat - far more comfortable!