Becoming a full member?

**childminder54** · 01-06-2008, 11:21 PM

i thought i reached it today but no the way im going i want be a full member until nov dec at t
his rate????

veronica

**angeldelight** · 02-06-2008, 06:56 AM

You might not be a full member yet but you will still make some great friends

Whatever advice you need it is still available too

If you dont want to put something in the forum at the moment and if you need help you could send a message to one of us mods

You still have us lot for company here

Keep chatting im sure you will get there before Dec

Angel xx

**breezy** · 02-06-2008, 11:43 AM

Why is everyone so concerned about becoming a full member?
Relax, enjoy and make new friends, it'll pass soon enough.

Besides which, I've heard full access is only available after a very grotesque initiation ceremony followed by a compulsory tattoo of the ofsted logo on your left buttock

**katickles** · 02-06-2008, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by breezy

Why is everyone so concerned about becoming a full member?
Relax, enjoy and make new friends, it'll pass soon enough.

Besides which, I've heard full access is only available after a very grotesque initiation ceremony followed by a compulsory tattoo of the ofsted logo on your left buttock

Yeah with a HUGE needle!!

**littlesprogs** · 02-06-2008, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by breezy

Why is everyone so concerned about becoming a full member?
Relax, enjoy and make new friends, it'll pass soon enough.

Besides which, I've heard full access is only available after a very grotesque initiation ceremony followed by a compulsory tattoo of the ofsted logo on your left buttock

I dont understand it either especially the people that have only been on the forum a day and are asking about being a full member!

**manjay** · 02-06-2008, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by katickles

Yeah with a HUGE needle!!

I can just imagine Pauline, Angel, Sarah & Dee performing this

Pipsqueak · 02-06-2008, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by breezy

Why is everyone so concerned about becoming a full member?
Relax, enjoy and make new friends, it'll pass soon enough.

Besides which, I've heard full access is only available after a very grotesque initiation ceremony followed by a compulsory tattoo of the ofsted logo on your left buttock

Very good Breezy!!!! PMSL

Ok - who told?????

I guess you haven't been told what you have to have tattooed on your right buttock!!!

**breezy** · 02-06-2008, 01:07 PM

Is it

1) Full Ofsted report
2) Pauline, Angel, Sarah and Dee's alternative names
3) A set of lips so Ofsted know where to kiss
4) Another bl**dy policy
5) All of the above

**ma7ie** · 02-06-2008, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by breezy

Is it

1) Full Ofsted report
2) Pauline, Angel, Sarah and Dee's alternative names
3) A set of lips so Ofsted know where to kiss
4) Another bl**dy policy
5) All of the above

All of the above PLUS your alternative name - I'm sloopy pottydoodle!

**caza** · 02-06-2008, 01:48 PM

Suddenly I'm not in so much of a hurry to become a full member...

**donnahay0** · 02-06-2008, 01:49 PM

I am seriously thinking about getting a tatoo done - didn't know what to get, but I do now.

I am not worried about racing to be a full member - I am just grateful for all the advice that I have received from everybody, the really great sense of humor and the very fact that I don't feel alone in the world of childminding anymore. The support on this site is fantastic and I don't feel bad if I don't come on for a few days or so.

**deeb66** · 02-06-2008, 02:52 PM

Oh Breezy....you have made me laugh.

Thank you.....I needed a little cheering up!

Pipsqueak · 02-06-2008, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by breezy

Is it

1) Full Ofsted report
2) Pauline, Angel, Sarah and Dee's alternative names
3) A set of lips so Ofsted know where to kiss
4) Another bl**dy policy
5) All of the above

number 4 bought tears to my eyes - wouldn't that just be poetic!!!

THink Pauline has dibs on the breathing policy

**breezy** · 02-06-2008, 07:59 PM

Glad I brightened your day, life's too short to take things too seriously!

**Stimmy** · 05-06-2008, 06:51 PM

Help needed please i can seem to post replys but not able to start my own message unless im doing somethin completley wrong, Love the forum and how people chat to one another awaitng help Stimmy

**katickles** · 05-06-2008, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Stimmy

Help needed please i can seem to post replys but not able to start my own message unless im doing somethin completley wrong, Love the forum and how people chat to one another awaitng help Stimmy

You need to choose the area you want to post in & at the top of that section & underneath the main topic points theres a little tab on the left that says start new thread.

Hope that makes sence

**Stimmy** · 05-06-2008, 07:18 PM

Thanx again going to be brave and have ago Cheers

**Pauline** · 07-06-2008, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by breezy

Besides which, I've heard full access is only available after a very grotesque initiation ceremony followed by a compulsory tattoo of the ofsted logo on your left buttock

Look I won't have such fibs told about full members area!! .......................

it's your right buttock

Pipsqueak · 07-06-2008, 01:48 PM

Ssshhh Pauline - don't tell 'em the rest

**breezy** · 07-06-2008, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by Pauline

Look I won't have such fibs told about full members area!! .......................

it's your right buttock

Oh no, do you know how to remove tattoos? I had mine done cos Pipsqueak said if I got it done before you got back she'd sneak me in the full members area via the back door so I didn't have to have the initiation ceremony