I thought I read it all... OH my days

http://www.*****.com/coffeehouse/c...childcare.html


I should know better than to go on NM but I am flabbergasted!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Totally speechless:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Shocking :eek::eek:

And i see Angela D is still doing her childminder bashing on there, another reason why I don't go on ***** anymore, the place is full of trolls!

:eek: Does he really believe that he is going to get a toy and do this??

trolls! So frustrating as the are many people wanting genuine advice.

hi i have just joined netmum wots it like xxx

Disgusting!! I was so cross when I read that. I hope he takes my advice LOL

goodness me

the send a bodyguard with mindeee comment did make me laugh tho:laughing::laughing:

i don't go on *****, pile of poop.

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Originally Posted by Mollymop

Disgusting!! I was so cross when I read that. I hope he takes my advice LOL

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i liked it xxxx

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Originally Posted by Trouble

i liked it xxxx

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hehehe:laughing:

:eek::eek::eek: there are no words..........................................

Oh no mindee came this morning with Spongebob toy, gonna have to rip it apart now looking for mics and cameras:littleangel:

OMG! Just had a look, I cant believe I've just read that! .Secret Service wannabe. What a wally! :ROFL1:

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Originally Posted by breezy

Oh no mindee came this morning with Spongebob toy, gonna have to rip it apart now looking for mics and cameras:littleangel:

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:laughing::laughing:

oooooh you'd better watch it! As long as you sew it up again Im sure no one will notice!:laughing:

Ha ha - surely this is a joke right??

I have serious paranoia now - best go check the walls with my toy stethoscope and glass for listening devices and look for marks on the children where microchips may have been inserted....

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Originally Posted by Pandypops

Ha ha - surely this is a joke right??

I have serious paranoia now - best go check the walls with my toy stethoscope and glass for listening devices and look for marks on the children where microchips may have been inserted....

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:ROFL1: Its even more funny coz the guy seems genuinely serious!!!

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Originally Posted by wendy222

hi i have just joined netmum wots it like xxx

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It's a brilliant site. IF

- You don't give your children fruit shoots
- You don't pierce your children's ears
- You don't allow video games to be played by children of not the appropriate age
- You don't take your children to any fast food
- You only cook from scratch
- You don't have a TV in the children's bedroom
- You only allow one program a day for children
- You are not on benefits
- You are not in a council house
- You don't call your children 'sexy'
- You don't allow programs like Jeremy Kyle on during the day whilst the kids are there
- You never swear infront of your children
- You don't let your children out to play unsupervised
- You don't wean before 6 months
- You give a child/baby juice to drink instead of water
- Your LO doesn't have a dummy or bottle at the age of 3
- You don't have pets around children


I am sure there are plenty of others :)

how would he feel if his child minder thought the baby was unusually quiet due to problems at home i think he is a moron and should stay at home and do the job himself :eek::angry:

Bless him ROFL, I think he needs to give up work and care for his little one himself.