The (very) high cost of childcare
Browsing through the N:censored:mums 'childcare/work' message boards in an idle moment I came across one of those (many) "it's not worth going to work what with the extortionate fees those evil grabbing CMs charge" threads. You know the type. :yawning:
It took me a while to figure the mum didn't quite mean what she said when she erroneously typed into her laptop: "my childcare bill irradiates my entire salary". :D
At least, I hope she meant "eradicates" or she's going to be passing some dangerously radioactive £notes onto her CM. :p