Oh!!!! it's taken five mins to recover enough to write this post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I've used a box of tissues - can I put them done on my expenses and the Tena?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It didnt help that I've just had 1/2 a bottle of very good wine with dinner!
athanks goodness we can all keep a sense of humour. I don't include anything about sikping ropes never thought to I just have a risk ass(!!! ) for the garden. and the bigger equipment.
oh yes i did- i dont want to get an action or inadequate on my inspection.
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do you think we could put together a copy of al these reidiculas policies and send them to the govenment and ofsted and see what there reaction is or even the national news or papers
I have now printed and saved this policy....I need to send a copy of mu policies to my network co-ordinator so I am wondering whether to include it as ajoke
Liz xx
My cheeks hurt from laughing, i think we need to revise the coughing bit in light of swine flu tho!
lol I've emailed it out to cm friends and my grumpy grandmother who laughed so hard ... mum wasnt impressed as she wasnt on the loo at the time lmao
Busy losing the will to live mwuahahahaha!
I loved this policy!!! Fantastic!!! I know that the majority of my parents will find it really funny too!
I especially loved the bit about needing permission to allow the child to breathe or cm wouldn't be able to let the child breathe which could be detrimental to their health
OMW I have read this thread and i did actuallyLOL
Needs to Zumba
Time for its 6monthly revival bump
This is so funny and just the laugh I needed! thanks
We gotta be careful here, HEAVY BREATHING could that be a child protection issue ! ! ??
Carol
This thread is soooo funny, my dd thinks I've lost the plot.
Jan
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