one of the best yet!!

[FussyElmo]

Go mumsnet at least they supported the cm - they actually wrote what I thought and loved the comment about the cm licking the child to make sure the child got infected - not sure I would want to lick any of my mine

[watgem]

what a charming bunch they all seem, with their names and the way they speak to eachother

[DCS]

jesus you're a right bundle of sympathy aren't you

my child my child my child hmm

if the cm has any sense she'll get shot of you soon, you sound nothing but trouble

Did the CM take a swab from her own throat and smear it all over your child's face?

Why did you leave your child with the CM on Monday if she told she had tonilitis and you didn't want your child catching it?

Off with her head. I would report her to ofsted if I was you.

Well I don't know about anyone else but I became a childminder just so I could go around contaminating the children of the world with my germs [mwwaahaahaa]

Oh the drama of the poor defenceless child being knowingly infected by the evil childminder!! Ha ha! Love it!

F****g bonkers!

what a hilarious thread, the comments are stellar.I've not laughed this hard in about a week!

[Bluebell]

Hilarious - but also absolutely fab that it didn't turn into the normal CM hate/bashing rant and that everyone told her where to get off!