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    Default I need a proffessional word for poo...

    thats easy to spell

    I tried spell checking "faeces" but thesarus didnt know what I was on about, so Ive no idea if thats the right spelling. I need to write a letter to Ofsted/ MARAT re a mindee. Long story short have had to make a referral but I need to use the word but can't think of one that sounds serious enough. Can't use poop or No2

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    Default Re: I need a proffessional word for poo...

    faeces is the word used in the medical/scientific world - can't see a problem with using it in a letter to Ofsted

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    lol i just asked hubby how to spell faeces and he said c.r.a.p. or s.h.i.t. don't worry he got a cushion thrown at him .. found this thou

    Feces, faeces, or fæces (see spelling differences) is a waste product from an animal's digestive tract expelled through the anus (or cloaca) during defecation....

    but children are not animals
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    found this under human waste ..

    Human waste is a waste type usually used to refer to byproducts of digestion, such as feces and urine. Human waste is most often transported as sewage in waste water through sewerage systems. Alternatively it is disposed of in nappies (diapers) in municipal solid waste. so go for spelling Feces.
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    Default Re: I need a proffessional word for poo...

    Feces is the US spelling ..

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    Thanks both of you have gone with feces...i spose they will know what I mean by that.

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    Default Re: I need a proffessional word for poo...

    feces is the American spelling.

    In English it is faeces ... sometimes you will see the a and e joined together. That's just another version.

    I hope you are ok. Making a referral is never easy but at the end of the day it's about putting the child first.

    Make sure you take time out to give yourself a hug and reflect on the good you are doing xx

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    Default Re: I need a proffessional word for poo...

    Feces is American spelling, English spelling is Faeces, if my lo's are still in nappies I use the phrase 'soiled'.
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    Oh U.S spelling..mmm keep them comming then i thought of excrement ??

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    Yes so do i use soiled but the sentence I need to write is

    Vest was covered in poo, had been there for a few days

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    Default Re: I need a proffessional word for poo...

    bowel movement

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    Default Re: I need a proffessional word for poo...

    I too was going to say bowel movement - thats what they say when you give birth!!?

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    Default Re: I need a proffessional word for poo...

    I would go with soiled

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    Default Re: I need a proffessional word for poo...

    Quote Originally Posted by sarah707 View Post
    feces is the American spelling.

    In English it is faeces ... sometimes you will see the a and e joined together. That's just another version.

    I hope you are ok. Making a referral is never easy but at the end of the day it's about putting the child first.

    Make sure you take time out to give yourself a hug and reflect on the good you are doing xx
    Thankyou Sarah, I made it last week and it all come to a head the past few days visits to their home etc... Seemed to have worked out well, I did feel like the bad guy but Ofsted and MARAT have assured me I DID the RIGHT thing and thanked me. having a huge glass of red tonight

    Forgot to mention it happened all on the anniversary of my 1st day of
    minding too I started 1st April last year
    Last edited by LeanneC; 08-04-2010 at 07:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeanneC View Post
    Thankyou Sarah, I made it last week and it all come to a head the past few days visits to their home etc... Seemed to have worked out well, I did feel like the bad guy but Ofsted and MARAT have assured me I DID the RIGHT thing and thanked me. having a huge glass of red tonight

    Forgot to mention it happened all on the anniversary of my 1st day of
    minding too I started 1st April last year
    good luck with the referral hon.

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    Default Re: I need a proffessional word for poo...

    excrement!


    tee hee

    or "duty" as my family used when we were kids...always made me laugh when as a brownie i had to promise to do my "duty " to god etc!
    The bats have left the bell tower.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by parsleypetal View Post
    excrement!


    tee hee

    or "duty" as my family used when we were kids...always made me laugh when as a brownie i had to promise to do my "duty " to god etc!
    I like that one being a fellow ex brownie

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    Default Re: I need a proffessional word for poo...

    Quote Originally Posted by LeanneC View Post
    I like that one being a fellow ex brownie
    my dad was told his widdle was called "biz"...he liked it when they sang Jesus bids us (biz does) shine with a clear clear light ...you in your small corner and I in mine.


    the really funny thing is


    he is Jewish!
    The bats have left the bell tower.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by parsleypetal View Post
    my dad was told his widdle was called "biz"...he liked it when they sang Jesus bids us (biz does) shine with a clear clear light ...you in your small corner and I in mine.


    the really funny thing is


    he is Jewish!
    Oh NOOOO

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    Default Re: I need a proffessional word for poo...

    Quote Originally Posted by LeanneC View Post
    Yes so do i use soiled but the sentence I need to write is

    Vest was soiled with faeces which had been there for a few days
    changed red bit!
    Does that help?

    Soiled kinda makes me think of poop or dirt.
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