Re: Just picked kids up and apparently "mum has something to tell you"
Originally Posted by
gegele
I got it all sorted:
she's leaving dad because he's sleeping with the lollipop lady from school according to the lady next door who saw his car but mummy is pregnant so she dpesn't really know what to do if she leaves she needs to sort finance out if she stays she needs to have his balls chopped off so she's thinking of going back to her mum for a while with the kids. she leaves on the other side of town so won't be practicalto come to you for a while.
well that's what the son thought! BUT during a long night talk, Dad revealed to mum that the lollipop lady used to be called george and the only reason he use to go around his was to help him shave his back!!!!
there!! case close
I started to read this and thought OMG then realised it wasn't the original poster - how stupid am I!!!! no answers needed thank you.
I hope that it turns out to be a case of something positive rather than negative and I hope you find out soon - cos I need to know now as well.
love Kate
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