funny things children say!

[Banana]

ahh Caroline,

i'd love it if my tummy was like yours!! Your figure is lovely, curvy. I've got this big wobble of jelly that has a mind of its own!

x

[Rach30]

My daughter who is 6 doesn't say opposite (she can if i remind her but for some reason she chooses not to ) she says octopus ie can i sit octopus you ? Makes me really laugh . And when she was 2 she said "she said Josh is my brother , scrappy is my brother and sweep is my brother" which is cute , except Scrappy is a hamster and Sweep is the cat !

[charleyfarley]

my friend has just had a baby, we went to see him on Sunday, baby was 1 week old. My friend has got her figure back already, not even a slight bump. When we got home James looked at my tum and asked "why has Jayne got a flat tummy and yours is still big - Emily is nearly 3"!!!!

ooh it's just not fair!

Oh Caroline I feel for you , know exactly what that is like I call mine ceaserian tummy, well after having two my muscles are completely shot.

Charleys latest saying

Yesterday as always she was dancing when she said she was practising her LAP DANCE tried telling her it was tap dance that she meant but no she was certain it was LAP DANCE. Where has she got that from I ask.

I kept hearing her tell the teacher at school that is what she had done the previous night, how do you explain that.

Will the teacher think I have a pole in my living room????

If it gets back to Ofsted will I get struck off??

So much for innocence

Carol xx

[carolinel]

haha - lap dancing, what are you teaching her!!!!!!!!!

(i've had 2 c sections too, but unfortunately I can't blame it all on that - I just eat too much!!!)

[charleyfarley]

haha - lap dancing, what are you teaching her!!!!!!!!!

(i've had 2 c sections too, but unfortunately I can't blame it all on that - I just eat too much!!!)

Definately the c sections Caroline, I'll back you up


As for the lap dancing I just don't know where she has got it from, must be school

Carol xx

[Banana]

lol at the lap dancing!!