Used once for 14 years but still strong and very robust (downside; needs feeding lots at regular intervals - will need to be strict with food intake as will trough 'bad foods')
Takes a fair bit of encouragement to get going - including hygiene habits and routines
Walking Fountain of All Knowledge and Answer for Everything - you can throw away your dictionarys, thesarus, encylopedias, internet connections and degrees)
Good - no correction world class; at mumbling, backchatting and whining like a toddler (actually he is better than a toddler at whining)
Untidy and often lazy - nay bone idol - although with the right incentives (normally money or a PS3 game) can be a great worker - screaming blue murder at him also counts as an incentive
Able to make you feel like THE worst and scummiest person in the world

14yr old boy... who is very hard done by and doesn't deserve naff parents (like me) - hence forth Like the awful person that I am I am seeking greener pastures for him....


apply here....(in an orderly fashion for this AMAZING deal)