CAN'T be MISSED - FREEBIE

[Pipsqueak]

I can strongly recommend chocolate mousse. Load up your spoon, aim & flick...very messy, but so satisfying when you hit them when they're not expecting it

oh Mouse.. that has really tickled my fancy that! rofl

[coffee-time]

forget teenagers that actually sounds like my husband!!

[VeggieSausage]

Ive always slammed doors

My Dad took my bedroom door off when I was a teenager...'If you slam that door one more time I'm taking it off' So he did

Now I still slam doors if dh annoys me and Ive been known to throw things at him if he really winds me up (he's got the knack of winding me up and when I get cross, he laughs and makes me worse)

He always laughs at me when we have an argument and I'm looking around for something to throw at him

I have been known to throw things as well if dh winds me up into a frenzy!!

I will swap a Miss Smarty Pants 5 year old, and surly and silent 15 year old and the untidiest 18 year old/person I have ever encountered!!! lol

[eddie]

Must confess to being a door slammer as well! If my DH has wound me up I will keep opening a door and slamming it till he pays attention how childish!

[mum26]

Can I join in - I have two I want to give away - before Christmas if possible!! 13 year old who knows absolutely everything (like lots of others I think!), says 'oh dear' - in that tone when she disagrees with me (that's on a good day) - on a bad day all hell is let loose! Never, never, never does what I ask - dislikes going to bed and getting up in the morning. Does like very young children though and on a rare good day can be helpful. 19 year old too as she argues constantly with said 13 year old - so best they go to separate homes haha.

[Pipsqueak]

Can I join in - I have two I want to give away - before Christmas if possible!! 13 year old who knows absolutely everything (like lots of others I think!), says 'oh dear' - in that tone when she disagrees with me (that's on a good day) - on a bad day all hell is let loose! Never, never, never does what I ask - dislikes going to bed and getting up in the morning. Does like very young children though and on a rare good day can be helpful. 19 year old too as she argues constantly with said 13 year old - so best they go to separate homes haha.

I feel your pain - I am sure many of us on here do.

My 14 yr old will constantly be arguing or having a pop at the 7yr old - makes you wonder who is the youngest at times.

Although I have to say - since I have come down VERY heavy 14yr old seems almost human. Won't say contrite or even half way to understanding what the problem is but we are working on it.

[Ballette]

Can I join in - I have two I want to give away - before Christmas if possible!! 13 year old who knows absolutely everything (like lots of others I think!), says 'oh dear' - in that tone when she disagrees with me (that's on a good day) - on a bad day all hell is let loose! Never, never, never does what I ask - dislikes going to bed and getting up in the morning. Does like very young children though and on a rare good day can be helpful.

Sounds so like my house! I have two of the said 13 year olds though......twins DD who does absolutely nothing at all for anyone except herself and DS who has selective deafness in the extreme!

Any takers???????????????????????

[DickDock]

ahahaa, children are funny things aren't they Pipsqueak. They do get better and then they turn into men!

[LYN L]

This made me smile. Not been on here for a while. I have the perfect soulmate for him in the form of my 14year old daughter. I also have a 24 year old son, so the good news is. I know its not terminal and they do resurface as humans again