angeldelight
23-10-2009, 06:33 PM
You have to continue the story using only 4 words
She held a glass ..............
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 06:36 PM
eye in her hand.................
angeldelight
23-10-2009, 06:37 PM
it was warm and ................
venus89
23-10-2009, 06:38 PM
slightly damp. She opened...........
Minstrel
23-10-2009, 06:39 PM
-------------
sweets
23-10-2009, 06:39 PM
it up and found.......
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 06:41 PM
a spell that would........
sweets
23-10-2009, 06:43 PM
grade all chilminders outstanding
angeldelight
23-10-2009, 06:43 PM
and make wishes come ..........
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 06:50 PM
in pink sparkley tights..
angeldelight
23-10-2009, 06:52 PM
twinkles it looks like ............
Chatterbox Childcare
23-10-2009, 06:54 PM
my fairy godmother
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 06:56 PM
is drinking vodka again...........
angeldelight
23-10-2009, 06:58 PM
she just fell over ..........
sweets
23-10-2009, 06:59 PM
and wet her pants.........
PRINCESSDAISYFLOWER
23-10-2009, 06:59 PM
the naked man in......
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 07:00 PM
and now she looks.......
Chatterbox Childcare
23-10-2009, 07:00 PM
the river said..
angeldelight
23-10-2009, 07:02 PM
she takes off her ...........
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 07:03 PM
thigh high boots and........
angeldelight
23-10-2009, 07:04 PM
knickers cause they are .......
sweets
23-10-2009, 07:04 PM
her feet stink like......
Chatterbox Childcare
23-10-2009, 07:05 PM
mouldy cheese with
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 07:07 PM
just a hint of...........
angeldelight
23-10-2009, 07:09 PM
mushy peas and custard .........
Blackhorse
23-10-2009, 07:10 PM
but thankfully later on
PRINCESSDAISYFLOWER
23-10-2009, 07:10 PM
the naked man was..................
Monkey1
23-10-2009, 07:11 PM
dripping in Magners Cider!
angeldelight
23-10-2009, 07:12 PM
and kissing her on ...............
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 07:22 PM
top of a very.........
venus89
23-10-2009, 07:30 PM
big, green pair of......
Daddy Day Care
23-10-2009, 07:36 PM
warts that looked a..........
angeldelight
23-10-2009, 07:39 PM
black and horrible and .........
PRINCESSDAISYFLOWER
23-10-2009, 07:45 PM
hard so he stroaked
angeldelight
23-10-2009, 07:46 PM
it softly with his ............
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 07:48 PM
sandpaper.Then a little.....
cabby
23-10-2009, 08:05 PM
harder with his big
nannymcflea
23-10-2009, 08:11 PM
bearlike paws whilst gently........
sweets
23-10-2009, 08:15 PM
nibbling at her..........
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 08:23 PM
bag of pink candyfloss.....
LOOPYLISA
23-10-2009, 08:25 PM
Nibbling at her bag of candyfloss :rolleyes:
Am i on the right site :laughing:
nannymcflea
23-10-2009, 08:45 PM
(bag of pink canyfloss)
"Bog off" she said.....
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 08:50 PM
'you've got a big..............
angeldelight
23-10-2009, 09:11 PM
sexy pair of ...................
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 09:17 PM
wellingtons. Is that a ..........
her8y
23-10-2009, 09:21 PM
way to treat a .....
Noodles
23-10-2009, 09:34 PM
lady. All of a sudden
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 09:37 PM
the naked man confessed.............
jelly15
23-10-2009, 09:37 PM
out of nowhere a ...
ORKSIE
23-10-2009, 09:39 PM
a dwarf appeared............
Noodles
23-10-2009, 09:40 PM
from a red spaceship
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 09:40 PM
'My name is isambardinklywoot...........
Noodles
23-10-2009, 09:41 PM
would you like to................
ORKSIE
23-10-2009, 09:44 PM
like to shoot the star...............
Noodles
23-10-2009, 09:55 PM
with your extra long................
ORKSIE
23-10-2009, 10:01 PM
Thingamabobby Star shooter:eek:
angeldelight
23-10-2009, 10:05 PM
what is that ? ...........
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 10:11 PM
thing in your pocket ..........
ORKSIE
23-10-2009, 10:15 PM
or are pleased to see me................
Noodles
23-10-2009, 10:16 PM
no silly its my.................
Twinkles
23-10-2009, 10:19 PM
intergalactic transmographier. Do you .......
ORKSIE
23-10-2009, 10:20 PM
Banana....i get hungry after..............
Mollymop
23-10-2009, 10:23 PM
I have eaten your.....
ORKSIE
23-10-2009, 10:24 PM
Hampster:eek:
Tam's Tribe
24-10-2009, 06:29 AM
*shrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek* how could you . . .
mama2three
24-10-2009, 07:14 AM
eat my furry thing..
doodles
24-10-2009, 08:20 AM
It tasted soooooo good....
ORKSIE
24-10-2009, 08:24 AM
Especially the cherry:D
angeldelight
24-10-2009, 08:26 AM
it was juicy and ..................
ORKSIE
24-10-2009, 08:27 AM
I broke me tooth on,,,,,,,,,
Noodles
24-10-2009, 08:43 AM
the on /off button..................
ORKSIE
24-10-2009, 08:50 AM
and it went totally.................
CherryBlossom
24-10-2009, 09:53 AM
crazy, as it started.....
Twinkles
24-10-2009, 09:55 AM
raining skittles , so the ............
CherryBlossom
24-10-2009, 09:58 AM
big fat caterpillar said
mandy moo
24-10-2009, 10:12 AM
make me a butterfly..
jelly15
24-10-2009, 10:16 AM
but he became a.....
Twinkles
24-10-2009, 10:20 AM
bit fed up when......
Mollymop
24-10-2009, 10:59 AM
he realised that
jelly15
24-10-2009, 11:13 AM
he was a moth
Mollymop
24-10-2009, 11:28 AM
who didn't like....
ORKSIE
24-10-2009, 04:47 PM
Flying:eek:
Pauline
24-10-2009, 04:49 PM
near to lighted candles
ORKSIE
24-10-2009, 05:32 PM
So he bought a snuffer
TheBTeam
24-10-2009, 06:34 PM
and snuffed it out!
Pauline
24-10-2009, 06:38 PM
'snuff said. He then....
TheBTeam
24-10-2009, 06:48 PM
burped the baby and
Pauline
24-10-2009, 06:51 PM
shouted "Gareth get your.....
mama2three
24-10-2009, 07:29 PM
pants on you naughty
flora
24-10-2009, 07:33 PM
dog, now come here ......
Twinkles
24-10-2009, 07:34 PM
help me with this.........
flora
24-10-2009, 07:37 PM
large and heavy box of...........
mama2three
24-10-2009, 07:40 PM
ben and jerrys icecream
flora
24-10-2009, 07:43 PM
oooh goody he said
Noodles
24-10-2009, 07:46 PM
cookie dough nothing better..................
nannymcflea
24-10-2009, 07:49 PM
than sticking your tongue...
flora
24-10-2009, 07:51 PM
all the way out.........
Pauline
24-10-2009, 07:59 PM
at d'boss and seeing
flora
24-10-2009, 08:00 PM
lots and lots of......
Noodles
24-10-2009, 08:16 PM
little sausages on sticks
nannymcflea
24-10-2009, 08:21 PM
flirting with cheese cubes
flora
24-10-2009, 08:26 PM
and large chunks of
Noodles
24-10-2009, 08:33 PM
bright red play doh
mama2three
24-10-2009, 08:33 PM
for dipping into the
flora
24-10-2009, 08:34 PM
All of a sudden .........
Noodles
24-10-2009, 08:36 PM
from out of the
flora
24-10-2009, 08:37 PM
corner of the room
nannymcflea
24-10-2009, 08:43 PM
a large black hairy...
Noodles
24-10-2009, 08:43 PM
turkey in a dress
nannymcflea
24-10-2009, 08:46 PM
strutted it's way gobbling...
mama2three
24-10-2009, 08:48 PM
and wobbling its
nannymcflea
24-10-2009, 09:03 PM
bells,tied to it's...
Noodles
24-10-2009, 09:13 PM
wibbly wobbly bobbly bits
Mollymop
24-10-2009, 09:18 PM
and tight red and yellow......
Noodles
24-10-2009, 09:21 PM
polyester cotton pom poms
Mollymop
24-10-2009, 09:24 PM
Then it shouted...........
Pauline
24-10-2009, 09:27 PM
where's me lacy knickers?
Noodles
24-10-2009, 09:32 PM
i took em off
nannymcflea
24-10-2009, 09:33 PM
and threw them to..
Pauline
24-10-2009, 09:33 PM
and hid them in
Noodles
24-10-2009, 09:35 PM
your car glove box
Pauline
24-10-2009, 09:39 PM
with the box of
Noodles
24-10-2009, 09:52 PM
AAA batteries and a
CherryBlossom
24-10-2009, 10:19 PM
large wooden spoon to...
ORKSIE
24-10-2009, 11:07 PM
Mix it up and.....................
Heaven Scent
24-10-2009, 11:21 PM
twirl it about then
ORKSIE
24-10-2009, 11:30 PM
the cookies were .......
singlewiththree
25-10-2009, 07:59 AM
thrown across the room
mama2three
25-10-2009, 08:23 AM
, caught by a strange .....
FussyElmo
25-10-2009, 08:26 AM
creepy withered old man.....
ORKSIE
25-10-2009, 06:05 PM
called..................
nannymcflea
25-10-2009, 06:09 PM
Mr O,who hitched up...
LittleMissSparkles
25-10-2009, 06:13 PM
his riding jodpurs and
nannymcflea
25-10-2009, 06:24 PM
grabbed his whip whilst...
Mollymop
25-10-2009, 07:41 PM
looking at his little
ORKSIE
25-10-2009, 07:50 PM
:laughing: :laughing:
Plunger.............
FussyElmo
25-10-2009, 07:53 PM
straight into the sink
nannymcflea
25-10-2009, 09:38 PM
schluuuurp..out popped a...
mama2three
26-10-2009, 07:48 AM
slimy green globule of
miffy
26-10-2009, 07:52 AM
snot! Oh yuck he
FussyElmo
26-10-2009, 07:56 AM
rolled into a ball
mama2three
26-10-2009, 07:57 AM
exclaimed whilst licking the
ORKSIE
26-10-2009, 08:09 AM
bogie.......this is not mine:eek:
angeldelight
26-10-2009, 08:23 AM
so wiped his finger .................
FussyElmo
26-10-2009, 08:25 AM
with a very big...........
mama2three
26-10-2009, 08:31 AM
and slightly stained hanky
ORKSIE
26-10-2009, 08:31 AM
Poodle...........
ORKSIE
26-10-2009, 08:32 AM
ha ha the hankie had a poodle stain on it:laughing:
mama2three
26-10-2009, 08:39 AM
the poodle laughed and weed
angeldelight
26-10-2009, 08:39 AM
all over her leg .............
ORKSIE
26-10-2009, 08:41 AM
and foot leaving smelly ..........
mama2three
26-10-2009, 04:26 PM
dribbles on the carpet
Mollymop
26-10-2009, 05:50 PM
Which was a good thing because........
mama2three
26-10-2009, 05:53 PM
it attracted lots of
Mollymop
26-10-2009, 05:53 PM
furry orange....
FussyElmo
26-10-2009, 06:38 PM
weebles dancing across the...
mandy moo
26-10-2009, 07:32 PM
dinner table!!
Ripeberry
26-10-2009, 08:02 PM
What a load of..
miffy
26-10-2009, 08:07 PM
codswallop!
Hope the next
flora
26-10-2009, 08:11 PM
bit makes more sense......
FussyElmo
26-10-2009, 08:16 PM
but where would be
mama2three
26-10-2009, 08:54 PM
without letting ourselves be
flora
26-10-2009, 09:23 PM
totally and utterly silly bananas :D
clorogue
26-10-2009, 09:37 PM
It feels so good....
Twinkles
26-10-2009, 10:22 PM
said the Bishop to...........
ORKSIE
26-10-2009, 10:31 PM
the chamelion:jump for joy:
Twinkles
26-10-2009, 10:34 PM
when the bright orange.....
ORKSIE
26-10-2009, 10:35 PM
lolly pop.....
Twinkles
26-10-2009, 10:42 PM
melts slowly on.......
ORKSIE
26-10-2009, 10:55 PM
top of the elephant parked
Noodles
26-10-2009, 11:13 PM
at the train station
FussyElmo
27-10-2009, 06:30 AM
waiting for pink leopard..........
mama2three
27-10-2009, 07:40 AM
to change its spots
miffy
27-10-2009, 07:41 AM
but it couldn't decide
mama2three
27-10-2009, 07:44 AM
between sparkly ones or
angeldelight
27-10-2009, 07:45 AM
big green square ones ....................
mama2three
27-10-2009, 07:46 AM
how unusual , square spots said
miffy
27-10-2009, 07:46 AM
So he asked his
FussyElmo
27-10-2009, 07:47 AM
friend - the topsy turvy.....
angeldelight
27-10-2009, 07:48 AM
2 headed rabbit , if .................
miffy
27-10-2009, 07:48 AM
he looked sexy with
mama2three
27-10-2009, 07:51 AM
square spots and long
ORKSIE
27-10-2009, 08:10 AM
long curly hair..........
mama2three
27-10-2009, 08:13 AM
'i can hardly resist......'
ORKSIE
27-10-2009, 08:23 AM
a chocolate smothered......
FussyElmo
27-10-2009, 08:23 AM
a chocolate bar with
FussyElmo
27-10-2009, 08:24 AM
bar of dove soap...
Orksie both of us are thinking about chocolate :laughing:
mama2three
27-10-2009, 08:28 AM
( a chocolate covered bar of dove soap! :ohdear: what a waste! )
whilst i nibble on
Mollymop
27-10-2009, 05:32 PM
the back of your ankle
miffy
27-10-2009, 05:48 PM
and dribble down your
her8y
27-10-2009, 06:00 PM
spots. Would you like...
miffy
27-10-2009, 06:01 PM
to hear all about
ORKSIE
27-10-2009, 09:37 PM
My pet ant............
miffy
27-10-2009, 09:49 PM
I've had it since
ORKSIE
27-10-2009, 09:57 PM
It was an egg:eek:
miffy
27-10-2009, 10:01 PM
Now it's 3 feet
barbarella68
27-10-2009, 10:05 PM
and four feet wide
ORKSIE
27-10-2009, 10:07 PM
and i call it susan:D
ORKSIE
27-10-2009, 10:08 PM
and i call it susan:D
No Offence to anyone called Susan:thumbsup:
miffy
27-10-2009, 10:13 PM
No Offence to anyone called Susan:thumbsup:
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Miffy xx
miffy
27-10-2009, 10:14 PM
and i call it susan:D
because it reminds me
ORKSIE
27-10-2009, 10:18 PM
i havnt shaved my legs this year:huh:
mama2three
28-10-2009, 08:47 AM
me neither , said the
angeldelight
28-10-2009, 02:24 PM
big round hairy spider ..........
FussyElmo
28-10-2009, 02:26 PM
as he applied the
Mollymop
28-10-2009, 02:34 PM
vics vapour rub onto.......
ORKSIE
28-10-2009, 02:36 PM
the end of his.....
FussyElmo
28-10-2009, 05:57 PM
little toe which was.....
flora
28-10-2009, 06:21 PM
I also have a......
flora
28-10-2009, 06:22 PM
I also have a......
Ignore above !!!!!!
very long and bright......
ORKSIE
28-10-2009, 09:52 PM
Tongue, which is 8 ................
nannymcflea
28-10-2009, 09:53 PM
pink and furry with...
ORKSIE
28-10-2009, 09:56 PM
Tongue which has 8 pink furry things.................
miffy
28-10-2009, 09:57 PM
hanging off the end
ORKSIE
28-10-2009, 09:59 PM
of his Totem Pole
nannymcflea
28-10-2009, 10:06 PM
that stands stiff and
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