All for a laugh

An alternative for you:

Puff the Magic Dragon was looking for a mate
He frolicked in the automist accustomed to his fate
Then one day he found her, a lovely bit of stuff
Didn't know what to do with her and that's why we call him puff!!

:eek: OMG do NOT let my son learn those words :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Puff the Magic Dragon was looking for a mate
He frolicked in the automist accustomed to his fate
Then one day he found her, a lovely bit of stuff
Didn't know what to do with her and that's why we call him puff!!

They spent many, many years living by the sea
and after expecting little puff
they did matrimony

Puff the Magic Dragon was looking for a mate
He frolicked in the automist accustomed to his fate
Then one day he found her, a lovely bit of stuff
Didn't know what to do with her and that's why we call him puff!!

They spent many, many years living by the sea
and after expecting little puff
they did matrimony

From that day his dragonhood surely took a dive
she did all that she could do, dragonminding to survive
Let that be a lesson to all of us, not to be afraid
Stand up to Ofsted and hopefully get paid!!

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: we should a thread :idea: where we each have to say (write) a line to a forum song and produce to the mediators JFF bend the rules a little im sure pauline would see the funny side?

lol I've sat here singing it in my head, very good

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Very funny haha

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Angel xx

Very amusing :laughing:

very funny but now bl**dy singing the song over and over in my head!!!!!
aaaaggghhh!

:ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1: :ROFL1: excellant.....just bought the puff the magic dragon book to make a story sack, dont suppose i can add this version to it can i ????using eyfs--------- kuw ;) ;)

my mate who is a cm nearly laid an egg she didn't think i should use my puff book as ofsted may find it offensive i.e the word puff and the drugs innuendo.......now i may be a bit naive (sp) but to me its just a lovely kids story and song with no innuendo coming into it.my sis bought my niece it as she loves it and they have it at school.....what do you all think

i think people go too far :thumbsup:

enjoy your book, and s#d ofsted if they disaprove :rolleyes:

my mate who is a cm nearly laid an egg she didn't think i should use my puff book as ofsted may find it offensive i.e the word puff and the drugs innuendo.......now i may be a bit naive (sp) but to me its just a lovely kids story and song with no innuendo coming into it.my sis bought my niece it as she loves it and they have it at school.....what do you all think[/QUOTE]

If they were to say anything just give them a wide eyed innocent look and say 'What on earth do you mean - what connection with drugs???'

I am always the last to cotton on when there is a hidden meaning lol!