Iv heard that Quasimodo got ran over the other day. When police asked if anyone knew who it was? They replied 'don't know his name but he does ring a bell'....

His twin brother had the same unfortunate accident and the emergency services said 'you know, he's a dead ringer for the guy who was ran over last week'.

:joker:

His twin brother had the same unfortunate accident and the emergency services said 'you know, he's a dead ringer for the guy who was ran over last week'.

:joker:

LOL :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing:

you know you two they are just not funny :laughing:

Its being with the kids too much :blush:

Iv heard that Quasimodo got ran over the other day. When police asked if anyone knew who it was? They replied 'don't know his name but he does ring a bell'....

My Husband just found this very funny... shows his mentality!!

Its being with the kids too much :blush:

that made me laugh though

What about the guy who walked up to the Zen hotdog trolley and said 'make me one with everything'.

:laughing:

no they haven't got any funnier

*taps microphone* Is this thing on? Whew, tough crowd!

i did think that was funny though

it's been a tough few weeks maybe my sense of humour has gone awol

You've been through the mill, AJS. No wonder you're not feeling very jolly.:)

And they were pretty lame jokes, I admit. :laughing:

You've been through the mill, AJS. No wonder you're not feeling very jolly.:)

And they were pretty lame jokes, I admit. :laughing:

the jokes were lame but you've cheered me up no end

thanks tatia and laura

:rolleyes: OH dear OH dear OH dear think its time to sit down ladies
jokes not pushing my button yet !
im dredding the xmas cracker jokes the mindees tell .....

What's brown and sticky?


















A stick! :ROFL1: