I know how i'd like to address them:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

But how do you address them in an email, I just sent one to them starting with

"Hello there":o :laughing:

do you put

dear sir

dear ofsted

hey you:laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: What a loaded question!

How about To whom it may concern?

:laughing: :laughing: What a loaded question!

How about To whom it may concern?

Same!:thumbsup: :laughing:

oh bum:o :laughing: :laughing:

Sounds fine to me! :D

oh bum:o :laughing: :laughing:

Dont think I would address them as "Oh bum" :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Well not officially.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hello asylem :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing:

hahha!! DOn't worry, I always put "Hi there"! hahahah

Dear D*ckhead :D

Ok, probably not! :laughing:

P.S. hope Ofsted don't spy on us here otherwise that's my registration up the spout :eek:

Your Majesty?!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

i must admit i particularly liked oh bum

Dear PITA (stands for 'pains in the ***').

:laughing:

Dear PITA (stands for 'pains in the ***').

:laughing:

haha!

Dear The mighty Ones

I try to avoid speaking to them :D but if I have to write I just put Dear Sir or Madam.

I like some of your suggestions a lot more though :laughing:

Miffy xx

If it is an email I write Hello but if it is a letter I write Dear Sir/Madam

Hello dear person who gets to spend the day skiving on e-mails would be my personal preference :mad:

How about

Dear He/She who must be obeyed? :laughing: :laughing: