What do you think the Queen has in her handbag??

[Demonjill]

She seems to always have one.

Is it just spare gloves?

Anadin Extra?
Spare pants?:laughing:

pop socks?
ipod?
polos?

diary incase she forgets where shes going
posh pen?

ha ha

[caz3007]

I know she wont have any old receipts that always lurk in the bottom of mine :laughing:

[Pipsqueak]

Tissues
Rennies
Some boiled sweets - don't reckon though she is a Werthers old girl though...
tape to seal up Philips mouth
pix of the kids/grand kids
her glasses
knitting needles and wool
pen and paper
a corgi

[mrs robbie williams]

if its anything like mine it will have:
a load of loose change in the bottom
a load of receipts
the odd sucky sweet covered in fluff
baby wipes
purse (usually empty :rolleyes: )
the odd tissue (possible used :laughing: )

[onceinabluemoon]

A 3rd gen Glock 17c, some cyanide pills and a packet of sugar free polos 'cos she likes to look after her teeth ;)

[WibbleWobble]

pack of fags
condoms
thrush cream
small bottle of vodka
flick knife
voodoo doll

and phil says she has a small tub of swarfega

mandy xx

[LOOPYLISA]

pack of fags
condoms
thrush cream
small bottle of vodka
flick knife
voodoo doll

and phil says she has a small tub of swarfega

mandy xx

How did you guess whats in my bag :D

[miffy]

pooh bags for the corgis?

Miffy xx

[Mouse]

Spare pair of knickers in case of an unexpected stop over?

[Dragonfly]

I reckon its empty, just for show and to give her something to do with her hands.Well shes not going to stop off at Waitrose and do a shop is she? so wouldnt have money in it:blush:

[funemnx]

pack of fags
condoms
thrush cream
small bottle of vodka
flick knife
voodoo doll

and phil says she has a small tub of swarfega

mandy xx

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: and her tesco clubcard :D

[rickysmiths]

Could be a Nectar card! :laughing: :laughing:

[mum22]

:laughing: maybe a risk assessment and emergency contact details, first aid kit, nappy, wipes , oh no thats mine

[rickysmiths]

No I think its to slip the souvenirs in!

[Pipsqueak]

Tena Lady:laughing: :laughing:

[mushpea]

whisky flask
treat for the corgis
gobstopper for philp
mega expensive lipstick
packet of viagra and a 'rabbit'

definatly no cash but some polos for the horses that pull her carriage

[breezy]

a stale sandwich and a hip flask!

[WibbleWobble]

whisky flask
treat for the corgis
gobstopper for philp
mega expensive lipstick
packet of viagra and a 'rabbit'

definatly no cash but some polos for the horses that pull her carriage


and Ky jelly....she is an old bird.

(see you in the tower)


mandy xx

[jamiebec2000]

Don't forget the mini Rabbit and Spare Batteries .... :laughing:

[Demonjill]

ha ha :laughing: think she needs a bigger bag :laughing:

[Demonjill]

or maybe its like Mary Poppins! :D

[Sarahbelle]

Tena Lady:laughing: :laughing:

Aha! Great minds think alike!:D

[glitzygal]

she might have emergency details in,,,, you never know ,,,,if she in an accident,, someone might not recognise her,,,

also;
pink champagne for when she meets someone,,,
dog lead, she forgot to take out,,,
polos,,for her horses,,,
a union jack purse, , no money in it like mine,,,
set of keys,,, she wont know what they for,,,
sexy undies,,, if she gets a bit frisky with philip,,,,
lol all good ideas,,,

[Twinkles]

A £5 note for ID purposes

Ear plugs so she doesn't have to listen to all the boring speeches

A cattle prod for when Phil plays up

A list of all forum members to be beheaded !

[ajs]

Tena Lady:laughing: :laughing:
Got there before me
:clapping:

[Demonjill]

Bet she has a Nintendo DS lol

[Toothfairy]

:laughing::laughing::laughing: This thread made me giggle :thumbsup:

[VeggieSausage]

Tena Lady:laughing: :laughing:

just what i was thinking lol :laughing::laughing:

[christine e]

20 p for use of public toilets:laughing:

Cx

[Greengrass74]

Apparently the Queen carries a comb, a handkerchief, a small gold compact, and a tube of lipstick in her handbag.

The Queen does carry money on Sundays a folded note of unknown denomination which she discreetly places in the collection plate.

[WibbleWobble]

Apparently the Queen carries a comb, a handkerchief, a small gold compact, and a tube of lipstick in her handbag.

The Queen does carry money on Sundays a folded note of unknown denomination which she discreetly places in the collection plate.



same as you have in your handbag then dave????:laughing::laughing::laughing: