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[Pipsqueak]

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Me:

Oldish banger with a few dents and scratches and paint marks
Several years left, goes with enthusiasm if treated kindly
Needs a really good revving occasionally and occasionally a bump
Enjoys a good old rubbing and could do with pimping badly

[LittleMissSparkles]

Write an ad describing yourself or family



Me:

Oldish banger with a few dents and scratches and paint marks
Several years left, goes with enthusiasm if treated kindly
Needs a really good revving occasionally and occasionally a bump
Enjoys a good old rubbing and could do with pimping badly


pmsl Vik x

[LittleMissSparkles]

This is hubbys suggestion on me ..........

look like a pile of ironing as full of creases !!!!!!!!

[mama2three]

wife for sale.
1967 model.
large boot.
well oiled!

[beccas]

well used women for sale
make good wife, mum,slave
dosent need much looking after
house trained, polite
comes with own clothes and full service history
not many mark,scratches dents
good reliable runner.

[Twinkles]

Slightly worn meal making machine
Will also do housework but seems unable to iron
Fairly amusing if well oiled but has tendency to snap during one week per month.

May leak :laughing:

[Pauline]

one careful owner
nice bodywork
no modifications
well formed bumpers
regular services

:)