Pipsqueak
01-02-2008, 08:02 PM
This is my Policies Policy:
I will have a Policy about everything:
Toilet Runs (mine and the children, in and out of the setting) including Nappy Changing - please refer to Paulines Policy on Flushing Down the Toilet
Drugs and Alcohol (but please believe by the end of writing all the Policies I certainly need some type of relief but only if I am not caring for children the following day therefore I realise through my Risk Assessment <please see appendix A> that I need a Policy about the Night Before)
Laundry - if your child dirties their clothes in the pursuit of free flow play in the middle of a downpour I am afraid that I cannot clean their clothes due to the fact that I have had to get rid of my washing machine (please refer to EYFS for further instruction)
Health, Safety and Hygiene - I will at all times ensure that your child will be safe, secure and hygienic due to the fact that they will not leave my side whilist I am here typing out my policies.
Actual Childminding - (no can do to many policies to write....)
etc etc
Risk Assessment - I run the high risk of developing a RSI, Burst Blood Vessel, Eye Strain, Breakdown (of self or family unit) in the amount of time I have to sit here and do my Policies and Risk Assessments in the pursuit of the Outstanding grading and the pleasing the paperloving, tropical rainforest destroyers that then contributes to Global Warming that are our all knowing and wonderful friends - OFSTED.
Thought we could do with a little lighthearted banter....:jump for joy:
I will have a Policy about everything:
Toilet Runs (mine and the children, in and out of the setting) including Nappy Changing - please refer to Paulines Policy on Flushing Down the Toilet
Drugs and Alcohol (but please believe by the end of writing all the Policies I certainly need some type of relief but only if I am not caring for children the following day therefore I realise through my Risk Assessment <please see appendix A> that I need a Policy about the Night Before)
Laundry - if your child dirties their clothes in the pursuit of free flow play in the middle of a downpour I am afraid that I cannot clean their clothes due to the fact that I have had to get rid of my washing machine (please refer to EYFS for further instruction)
Health, Safety and Hygiene - I will at all times ensure that your child will be safe, secure and hygienic due to the fact that they will not leave my side whilist I am here typing out my policies.
Actual Childminding - (no can do to many policies to write....)
etc etc
Risk Assessment - I run the high risk of developing a RSI, Burst Blood Vessel, Eye Strain, Breakdown (of self or family unit) in the amount of time I have to sit here and do my Policies and Risk Assessments in the pursuit of the Outstanding grading and the pleasing the paperloving, tropical rainforest destroyers that then contributes to Global Warming that are our all knowing and wonderful friends - OFSTED.
Thought we could do with a little lighthearted banter....:jump for joy: