Bananabrain
13-02-2009, 10:51 AM
Had to share this because it was sooo funny and reminded me why I do this job.
My son [nearly 11] has been stressing out about valentines this week,getting really intense about it:laughing: We've always been really open with him,but it's kinda made him think he knows it all now:laughing:
Any way,he's got 3 valentines which I'm really pleased about because he's also been saying he'll never get a girlfriend 'cos he's overweight.
Comes out of school yesterday in a foul mood,not speaking and generally being a pain.
Nine year old mindee asks him what's the matter?
He replies: [in a I'm sooo grown up tone] 'oh it's nothing,just puberty'
Mindee says 'what's pooberty'?
He replies: 'oh it's when you grow up and start thinking about girls and it makes you feel awful and moody'
Mindee says:'Well I'm not going to do that then'
He replies: you don't have a choice,it happens to all children,It's like when your brother has a ressurection[mindees mistaken word for you know what]
Mindee says: Well I'm just not going to do pooberty,THEY CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
I'm still laughing now.
My son [nearly 11] has been stressing out about valentines this week,getting really intense about it:laughing: We've always been really open with him,but it's kinda made him think he knows it all now:laughing:
Any way,he's got 3 valentines which I'm really pleased about because he's also been saying he'll never get a girlfriend 'cos he's overweight.
Comes out of school yesterday in a foul mood,not speaking and generally being a pain.
Nine year old mindee asks him what's the matter?
He replies: [in a I'm sooo grown up tone] 'oh it's nothing,just puberty'
Mindee says 'what's pooberty'?
He replies: 'oh it's when you grow up and start thinking about girls and it makes you feel awful and moody'
Mindee says:'Well I'm not going to do that then'
He replies: you don't have a choice,it happens to all children,It's like when your brother has a ressurection[mindees mistaken word for you know what]
Mindee says: Well I'm just not going to do pooberty,THEY CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
I'm still laughing now.