THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH I THINK I MIGHT HAVE....

[silvermist]

...peed a little!!!

My dear friend had appointment for smear test today.(her Doc is a bit of a Robson Green lookalike) She was at work and planned to leave early so she could nip home for a freshen up.....anyway road works and traffic were making her late so .... she nipped into boots for a can of feminine deodorant (I know too much information but wait for it)...dear friend arrived at docs with minutes to spare, nipped into toilet, reaches into handbag for a quick spray.

She's just called me crying with laughter because when she got home and went to the loo,

she noticed glitter in her knickers.... in her haste.....she had sprayed her lady bits with body glitter!!!!!!! which was also in her handbag!

She said and I quote... 'OMG what if my doc thought I'd done it especially for him.' then she added, 'My God, all that was missing was a side parting and a tiara to complete the look!:ROFL1::ROFL1:

[gegele]

:ROFL1::ROFL1::ROFL1:

i can't stop laughing!!!

:laughing::laughing:

best thing EVER

ah ah ah ah ah ahah

[silvermist]

I know, its hilarious! I almost spat my coffee out when she was telling me!!!
:laughing:

I didnt mean to put it just for greenies...thought everyone might like a laugh. Hopefully one of the mods will move it for me!

[The Juggler]

:laughing::laughing: that is really funny!

[charleyfarley]

:ROFL1::ROFL1::ROFL1:

That's hilarious as we all know glitter gets everywhere :laughing::laughing:

Carol xx

[silvermist]

Oh it sure does! Ask my friend!!!:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

[jaswinder bedi]

Oh my goodness its soooooooo funny :laughing::laughing::::clapping::clapping::laughin g:

iam into using these different spray ;) have to be careful!!!!:laughing::laughing::laughing:

[Ripeberry]

She will be a legend in that surgery ;):laughing:

[migimoo]

:clapping: I bet the Doctor was touched that she'd made an effort! did he mention it???

[Joda]

So funny - your friend must have been mortified lol!

[foxy lady]

paaahhhh ha ha ha and breath phaaah ah ha ha :laughing::laughing:

[EmmaReed84]

Hmmm, wonders what the lab will think... :laughing:

That really made me laugh!

[silvermist]

[QUOTE=migimoo;1160735]:clapping: I bet the Doctor was touched that she'd made an effort! did he mention it???[/QUOTE

She said he didnt say a thing! Which kind of makes it funnier. Im still grinning about it this morning. I wonder if he thought 'Mmm, nice of her to make the effort, thats cheered up a rather dull day!' :laughing::laughing:

[silvermist]

She will be a legend in that surgery ;):laughing:

If she dares to stay with them! So funny!!!

Funny thing is, she's blaming her 4 yr old daughter, the reason she had body glitter in her bag is that she had taken her to a fairy party the other day and wanted to glitz her up.

Well it certainly added a bit of sparkle to her Docs day!!! :laughing:

[clareelizabeth1]

Love it.

Can't believe the doctor didn't say anything. I think if I was the doctor I would of wet my self. But at least she brightened his day.

[nipper]

Even funnier that she didn't realise until she got home:laughing:

[caz3007]

OMG that made me laugh

[charleyfarley]

Just a thought, does your friend know you've told us?:eek::laughing:

Carol xx

[Stapleton83]

Fantastic, that has brought a little sunshine into my day !!!:laughing::laughing::laughing:

I wonder how long it will take her to get the glitter off - I always find glitter for days after the kids have been using it!!!

Sam x

[silvermist]

SHE DOES NOW! She's been for a coffee and when I said she'd made aload of childminders laugh on here she was like 'OMG!' I did say that at least I hadnt put it on face book with her picture!

Apparantly, She's having quite some difficulty getting rid of it too!

I told her 'think of it as this, you're just getting into the Christmas spirit early!'




Just a thought, does your friend know you've told us?:eek::laughing:

Carol xx

[Stapleton83]

Excellent all sparkly ready for Christmas, bet her other half got a nice surprise too!

Hee hee :laughing::laughing:

[silvermist]

Well apparently...he's looking a bit sparkly himself today!! ;);)

[Jexer72]

This is so funny - I can't imagine what the doc thought :laughing:

[peppa Pig]

thank your friends, that has really cheered me up after a very difficult week:laughing:

[silvermist]

thank your friends, that has really cheered me up after a very difficult week:laughing:

Im glad to hear it xx

[funemnx]

:laughing::laughing::laughing: LOL! sooo funny!!!!

[cathtee]

:ROFL1::ROFL1:

That is so funny I certainly Laft out load, i'm on my own at moment hubby out teaching will be telling him later won't be able to keep my face straight.:laughing:

[Jo Jo]

Funny :ROFL1::laughing:

[blue bear]

Ah bless her, that is hilarious :laughing:

[scoobydoo1]

OMG thats so funny, made my day, and just reminded me I need to book my smear, think I will do mine without the glitter though.

I remember once I had thrush and went to get the canesten cream, just grabbed it from the bathroom cabinet, thought it smelt funny, looked at the label again and it was Deep Heat, thank god I noticed cos I think that could have been nasty x

[silvermist]

Lol, apologies now if this offends anyone but,

My most embarrassing moment was when I walked into the chemist and said to the lady at the counter,

"Ooh I need some cream or something i have a really sore crack!"....I then very quickly added, "on my heel" :eek::eek:

I nearly died of embarrassment on the spot! :blush::blush::blush:

[migimoo]

OMG thats so funny, made my day, and just reminded me I need to book my smear, think I will do mine without the glitter though.

I remember once I had thrush and went to get the canesten cream, just grabbed it from the bathroom cabinet, thought it smelt funny, looked at the label again and it was Deep Heat, thank god I noticed cos I think that could have been nasty x

I was once using a public loo and they'd run out of toilet paper...remembered I luckily had a pack of tissues in my bag that my BF had given me earlier so used those................realised a minute later that they were the ones impregnated with Olbas Oil...........OW!!!!!:panic:

[silvermist]

I was once using a public loo and they'd run out of toilet paper...remembered I luckily had a pack of tissues in my bag that my BF had given me earlier so used those................realised a minute later that they were the ones impregnated with Olbas Oil...........OW!!!!!:panic:

omg! Ouch :laughing::laughing::laughing:

[caz3007]

While we are on the subject. My hubby had tried some really really hot chilli sauce, but putting some on his finger to try, and went to the loo forgetting he had it on his hands and his cricket mates thought it was really funny as he was in agony :laughing:

[primula]

SOOO FUNNY YOU LOT!! Nearly woke up the sleepnig kids!! that is going to be one of those stories that does the rounds!!:laughing::laughing: Better keep your friend away from the tinsel!!

[Cammie Doodle]

Puts a new slant on Vagazalled :idea: This is sooooo funny , it made me and Hubby really laugh.Your poor friend God love her

[silvermist]

Lol, She came over for a coffee and I showed her these posts. We were in absolute stitches!!! :laughing::laughing::laughing:

[lisa1968]

I did know of a girl who went for a smear.....needed the loo before she went in........no loo roll left so she rummaged about in her handbag and found an old tissue..
..got undressed at doctors,hopped on the couch,legs akimbo.....doctor goes down below-and discovers a first class stamp stuck to her bits!..it mustve been on the tissue she used!
He actually asked her where she wanted to be posted to!:laughing::laughing:

[Tealady]

Excellent all sparkly ready for Christmas, bet her other half got a nice surprise too!

Hee hee :laughing::laughing:

Knowing how glitter lingers, half of it will probably still be there.

[EmmaReed84]

I did know of a girl who went for a smear.....needed the loo before she went in........no loo roll left so she rummaged about in her handbag and found an old tissue..
..got undressed at doctors,hopped on the couch,legs akimbo.....doctor goes down below-and discovers a first class stamp stuck to her bits!..it mustve been on the tissue she used!
He actually asked her where she wanted to be posted to!:laughing::laughing:

:laughing:

I would have replied... "No, that is there just so you know, your looking at a FIRST CLASS vajayjay!" :thumbsup:

[PerkyEars]

doctor goes down below-and discovers a first class stamp stuck to her bits!

:ROFL1::ROFL1:

Thank you for both these stories, I really needed a laugh this lunchtime.