Fab quote for shorties

[EmmaReed84]

I am only 5ft2 and forever looking for new witty comeback when people make jokes about my height... I just found this and had to share it

"God only let's things grow until they are perfect, some of us didn't take as long as other!" :laughing: Great... especially if that person happens to be REALLY tall lol

Anyone else got some good quotes, witty comebacks?

[cas2805]

My usual is "Good things come in small packages!" I am 5'3" and DH is 6'6" so he gets the opposite! "ooh is it colder up there!"

[desiderata]

Thanks for that at 4ft 11 thats a good comeback x

[EmmaReed84]

Thanks for that at 4ft 11 thats a good comeback x

So you were perfect before any of us then lol

[Bridey]

I'm 5'11"

Pfffffft ;)

[loopyloopy]

I'm only 5"1 do I get all the shorty comments

Im not short I'm vertically challenged :laughing:

[curlycathy]

Ha ha love it! I'm five foot nothing on tippytoes. My favourite was always:

its better to be small and shine than to be great and cast a shadow!

[EmmaReed84]

Oh another one, I put a bit of weight on and some one laughed and said I was over weight... (size 12 :rolleyes:) My friend said "She is not over weight, just under hieght" :clapping: that one made me giggle

[LOOPYLISA]

Im 5ft 7 and proud :p

[Chimps Childminding]

Oh another one, I put a bit of weight on and some one laughed and said I was over weight... (size 12 :rolleyes:) My friend said "She is not over weight, just under hieght" :clapping: that one made me giggle

My 19 year old, 6' 3" son uses that one a lot!!!! :rolleyes:

[Cammie Doodle]

I used to be told Good things come in little packages , by my Gran , she was 4 ft 9ins , my Mum 5 ft 1/2 ins and I'm 5 ft 2 ins and thought this was a nice thing until someone says " Good things come in little packages,and so does poison" :angry:

[madmamma]

I'd put on weight, and an old friend I'd not seen in years commented on how much bigger I was, so I told her I'd had a baby....



I had.....





8 years earlier! :blush:

[EmmaReed84]

I used to be told Good things come in little packages , by my Gran , she was 4 ft 9ins , my Mum 5 ft 1/2 ins and I'm 5 ft 2 ins and thought this was a nice thing until someone says " Good things come in little packages,and so does poison" :angry:

Your reply should have been... "Exactly, so be careful not to P*** me off!" :)

[Cammie Doodle]

Your reply should have been... "Exactly, so be careful not to P*** me off!" :)

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

[Playmate]

I am only 5ft2 and forever looking for new witty comeback when people make jokes about my height... I just found this and had to share it

"God only let's things grow until they are perfect, some of us didn't take as long as other!" :laughing: Great... especially if that person happens to be REALLY tall lol

Anyone else got some good quotes, witty comebacks?

I'm only 5ft and that has made me smile :D thank you