On BT Yahoo this morning, they gave these as the funniest top ten chat up lines.
What has been the best/worst chat up line you have had used on you and did you go on to see the person again ?
1) Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, let’s go to the dance floor together to try and find him.
2) Excuse me, I hope you don't mind me telling you this but I've been watching you dancing for a while now and you're pretty terrible. Let me buy you a drink and we can talk about it.
3) I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.
4) I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
5) [Man tugs on his shirt while looking at you and says] Do you know what this is? It’s boyfriend material.
6) Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
7) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
8) Oh no, do you think you could help me please? Something is wrong with my mobile. [Oh really? What's wrong?] It's just that your number's not in it.
9) So which one of Girls Aloud are you?
10) So, do you like fat guys with no money?
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