Best/worst chat up lines?

[Toothfairy]

On BT Yahoo this morning, they gave these as the funniest top ten chat up lines.

What has been the best/worst chat up line you have had used on you and did you go on to see the person again ?


1) Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, let’s go to the dance floor together to try and find him.

2) Excuse me, I hope you don't mind me telling you this but I've been watching you dancing for a while now and you're pretty terrible. Let me buy you a drink and we can talk about it.

3) I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

4) I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

5) [Man tugs on his shirt while looking at you and says] Do you know what this is? It’s boyfriend material.

6) Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

7) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

8) Oh no, do you think you could help me please? Something is wrong with my mobile. [Oh really? What's wrong?] It's just that your number's not in it.

9) So which one of Girls Aloud are you?

10) So, do you like fat guys with no money?

[silvermist]

Number 7 is brilliant! I had someone say "thats a nice dress, itll look good crumpled up on my floor in the morning" mmmm, I think not, and no I didnt take him up on the offer!

[RedDragon]

A bloke (years ago I might add) asked me how I liked my eggs first in the morning.

I replied "Unfertilised.

[WibbleWobble]

When i first met Phil he told me he was an orphan (he was 40 when he told me)

i had an image of a toddler or a bit older being left all alone.....golly it tugged at my heart.


months later we were talking about his parents and i asked him how much he remembered about his mum.....he said well she was a stubborn old lady who would try to get out of bed when supposed to be resting whilst he went to work.....


er....


work??



oh yes says he.....i was 35 when she died....!!!!!!

[Tippy Toes]

A bloke (years ago I might add) asked me how I liked my eggs first in the morning.

I replied "Unfertilised.

Very funny!

[Toothfairy]

A bloke (years ago I might add) asked me how I liked my eggs first in the morning.

I replied "Unfertilised.

[LOOPYLISA]

A bloke (years ago I might add) asked me how I liked my eggs first in the morning.

I replied "Unfertilised.

This is what me and hubby say now