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    With my head in the clouds........ xXx
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    Trip to willy wonka's chocolate factory!
    You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

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    For him and a friend.

    Now who could he take with him?

    I know what about.................
    Keep smiling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tara_louise1990 View Post
    Trip to willy wonka's chocolate factory!
    to meet the bad ofsted inspectors that willy wonker turned into umpa lumpas
    foxy

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    Meeeeee !!! love chocolate xx

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    But all the children wanted to go to meet Willy and there was only one ticket so she....

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    went to the nearest childminding setting as she knew they'd have either a photocopier, scanner or the childminder and the children would have enough craft resources to make very clever counterfeit tickets
    if you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got

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    unfortunately it was a sting operation and the police burst in and started to

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    cry

    so the childminder being a sucker for a sob story said..

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    it was all my fault officer - it must be, everything else always is
    if you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got

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    So they handcuffed her and dragged her off to.........
    we dont stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing

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    a padded police cell.....which was quite nice cos it looked like soft play but without the screaming kids and uninterested parents who think its all about gossip and tea and dont give a hoot that little jimmy is kicking seven shades of out of another child (can you see today has not been good).

    So as she was relaxing in her padded cell all comfy like the door opened and......
    The bats have left the bell tower.....

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    In walked Johnny Depp in a loin cloth, well she thought it is valentines day , so she grabbed
    we dont stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing

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    him by the hanging dark and pendulous..

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    the chocolate and the spreader and .......

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    slightly damp !!!!!!!!!!
    we dont stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing

 

 
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