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[stardust]

he had gotten lost whilst out looking for mushrooms for his appearance on river cottage with Hugh.....

[WibbleWobble]

....Jarse the famous mushroom cook. Mr H Jarse was well know in Bognor for his amazing collection of ..........

[betty boop]

hot water bottles which he liked to

[stardust]

....Jarse the famous mushroom cook. Mr H Jarse was well know in Bognor for his amazing collection of ..........

(living dangerously parsleypetal- i have decided not to go for the immediate rude comment :/ )

collection of ..... comedians dvd's especially Lee Evans and......................

[betty boop]

the two Ronnies who he found .....

[Bear23]

you are all offically stark, raving mad!!!!!!!!

[Roseolivia]

the two Ronnies who he found .....

the most.......

[Bob]

efficient way of amusing children while he watched telly. Mr H Jarse had to hurry because he had a plane to catch, he was off to

[Cammie Doodle]

Sunny Spain

[foxy lady]

in a beautiful pea green boat

[pears]

with a very special..

[Bob]

permission form which allowed him to

[wendywu]

Cross dress if he so desired

[WibbleWobble]

because on a thursday he became......


Penelope Trout-Bottom the famous and celebrated........

[dette]

paranormal investigator.Dressed in the finest glitter and lycra ghost busting outfit she arrived at the airport and ....

[The Juggler]

...sang I'm Every Woman at the top of her voice......whilst going through good to declare aisle in the hope of a good and thorough frisking

[wendywu]

She headed directly for duty free, scoured the shelves for her favourite perfume tweed, but they had sold out so she bought.........

[The Juggler]

lots of cheap vodka

[Cammie Doodle]

And a giant Toblerone!!!!!!!

[pears]

inside the wrapping of the toblerone there was a winning ticket for a once in a lifetime