he had gotten lost whilst out looking for mushrooms for his appearance on river cottage with Hugh.....
he had gotten lost whilst out looking for mushrooms for his appearance on river cottage with Hugh.....
....Jarse the famous mushroom cook. Mr H Jarse was well know in Bognor for his amazing collection of ..........
hot water bottles which he liked to
the two Ronnies who he found .....
:clapping::clapping:
you are all offically stark, raving mad!!!!!!!!:laughing:
efficient way of amusing children while he watched telly. Mr H Jarse had to hurry because he had a plane to catch, he was off to
Sunny Spain
in a beautiful pea green boat
with a very special..
permission form which allowed him to
Cross dress if he so desired
because on a thursday he became......
Penelope Trout-Bottom the famous and celebrated........
paranormal investigator.Dressed in the finest glitter and lycra ghost busting outfit she arrived at the airport and ....
...sang I'm Every Woman at the top of her voice......whilst going through good to declare aisle in the hope of a good and thorough frisking
She headed directly for duty free, scoured the shelves for her favourite perfume tweed, but they had sold out so she bought.........
lots of cheap vodka
And a giant Toblerone!!!!!!!
inside the wrapping of the toblerone there was a winning ticket for a once in a lifetime