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[wendywu]

And the Ofsted inspector said she felt like a hasBIN, because she has not had a boyfriend in 5 years and really misses ...............

[Andrea08]

And the Ofsted inspector said she felt like a hasBIN, because she has not had a boyfriend in 5 years and really misses ...............

,mmmmmmmmmmmm Meals out and the batteries in her toys.....although the childminder did remind her that all toys need to be risk assessed and cleaned weekly .............................



ohhh dear can you tell its late and this story is getting silly lol good idea we needed a good giggle x we should do this every Feet up Friday,,,

next week...... story of the male ofsted inspector gives a shocking visit...

[chez]

the childminder settled down with a big ...

[pears]

hunky fireman who had been called out after someone had complained about the smoke from the bbqbut suddenly she remembered.....

[miffy]

She was supposed to be picking up her mindees from school

[WibbleWobble]

so she quickly got dressed () and ran out clutching her.....

[miffy]

Mobile phone, emergency contact numbers and risk assessments.

Half way down the road she realised she'd forgotten her

[WibbleWobble]

knickers....and as there was a bit of a breeze she thought she had better get some on....she didnt want piles.

so off she trotted, knickers on and everything in place when all of a sudden.....

[pears]

mindee who was still asleep

[Roseolivia]

woke up and found the firemans pants on the......

[WibbleWobble]

rain hood. the childminder saw them and quickly...

[Ripeberry]

Can we dress up as firemen?

[mushpea]

and promptly put the pants on her....

[stardust]

Head and began singing '5 little firemen standing in a row, hop hop hop and off they go, jump on the engine give a shout, quicker than a wink the fire was out.....'
After she has collected mindee's and walked up all those stairs she decided she would get a nice bungalow in...............................

[WibbleWobble]

bognor because.....

[Cammie Doodle]

She liked being near the sea

[WibbleWobble]

but she remembered the sea air made her.....

[roro1]

delirious, then she Woke up and realise it was all a dream

[WibbleWobble]

and Bobby Ewing was naked in the shower,,,,,which was a surprise because.....

[Cammie Doodle]

He lives in Dallas, so what was he doing in Bognor ????