go to the nail salon in the high street for the first time (prewedding mani and pedi). find out they only do cash. no problems say they, cashpoint just on other side of high street.
so out go I, in winter coat, forgetting I still have trousers rolled up, have foam disposable slippers on and toe separators on. bunch of teenagers on bench outside laughing their heads off. say 'oh well' start to walk and said foam slippers break and fall off, so walk barefoot to cashpoint laughing my head off and hoping no-one I know walks past
on the plus side my nails look lovely
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