Bit of Fun !! What gets you pondering ??

[huggableshelly]

Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?

found the same site as Chanelle

[huggableshelly]

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

[Chanelle]

Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?

found the same site as Chanelle

Hey !!

Dont give the secret away !!! .... ALL from my head!!

[Kelly]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

and

Dont u just hate it when People who point at their wrist asking for the time?... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

[Chanelle]

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

[Chanelle]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

and

Dont u just hate it when People who point at their wrist asking for the time?... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

lmao !!! very funny! ... I must remember that one lol

[huggableshelly]

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

lmao

[huggableshelly]

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

[Blackhorse]

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

I misread this as if you smoke a smurf...in which case I guess it would be black....if you choke one maybe it goes red

[huggableshelly]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

[huggableshelly]

this one made me laff

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

[Chanelle]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Hey !! Get out my head! I was about to write that one!

[Blackhorse]

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

This is my favourite pet hate...
we evolved from the same ancestors as monkeys and apes have
so we are all able to be here at the same time but that ancestors aren't.
Had to get this off my chest as I wouldn't have been able to sleep otherwise..

sorry the biology student in me rears it's ugly head again

[Kelly]

This ones a bit below the belt but have you ever wondered why coffins need nails???

[Chanelle]

Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?

If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

Why are the songs that get stuck in my head ALWAYS little kid songs?????

[Blackhorse]

This ones a bit below the belt but have you ever wondered why coffins need nails???

good one!
I guess we don't want to make it to easy for all the zombies to come out

[Chanelle]

This ones a bit below the belt but have you ever wondered why coffins need nails???

??? That is a very good question!

[Chanelle]

..... is pondering how high my post count would be if we were in Minding Chat .....


Must ask Kerri !!

[Blackhorse]

..... is pondering how high my post count would be if we were in Minding Chat .....


Must ask Kerri !!

what they don't count here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[huggableshelly]

This ones a bit below the belt but have you ever wondered why coffins need nails???

oh yeah! didnt think of that!