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    Talking MY BODY GLITTER BUDDY UPDATE!!!!

    As some of you will remember a couple of weeks ago my friend accidently gave her doctor a nice little treat!!

    My friend has rung me today to tell me the results of her smear test have come back labelled.....

    Contaminated sample!!!

    She now has to re-book another appointment, she has asked me to ask you guys, (seeing as you found it so funny) this question...Does she go back to same doctor or book with another one?

    My feeling is the whole surgery probably knows about it anyway!

    So what would you do?????
    If all else fails......add glitter!

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    I suppose secret must have not leaked out!! It was by chance .... she took the wrong spray but they dont no

    But if she doesn't want to see the same doctor i don't blame here, i would be embarris too

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    Do you not have a sexual health clinic (family planning) that she could go to instead.

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    I' d ask for another doctor or even just the nurse ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripeberry View Post
    I' d ask for another doctor or even just the nurse ;-)
    I said Id go to nurse too but my friend says she's got to face him sometime so she might just be brave and go to him and joke about it!
    If all else fails......add glitter!

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    The doctors have seen everything, believe me! And a sparkly doodaa is not going to be the worst!
    I would just go back and openly joke about it!

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    maybe she could stick a leaf on it..adam and eve style and say this months theme is autumn

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    I think I would book an appointment with the Dr and just go and make light of the situation, perhaps trying a different colour No seriously she has got to see him at some point she might just as well get it over with its not the most pleasant of things
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    Quote Originally Posted by dette View Post
    maybe she could stick a leaf on it..adam and eve style and say this months theme is autumn

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    Oh dear, suppose it was inevitable it was contaminated, bet the lab wondered what was going on too

    As to your question, I think I would go with the same doc and tell him what happened

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    I would ask for the nurse instead, and go without the glitter, if she is thinking of something else what about hundreds and thousands though might get a bit gloopy if they get warm xx ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by silvermist View Post
    I said Id go to nurse too but my friend says she's got to face him sometime so she might just be brave and go to him and joke about it!
    It's not her 'face' that she has to worry about!

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    I wonder if she recognise you, as they see so many patience... if you dont have glitter this time ...
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    Now i've almost stopped laughing n wiped my tears, I would say book with same doc n have joke.Perhaps he wanted to see ur friend again to check up on this months theme....i hope she books it for her day off or with few hours to spare.oh and tell her to make sure she clears handbag out!!!no sprays or tissues that may contain stamps.Dare her to wear glitter elsewhere eg eyes, n say she trying to see where it looks better. x

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    same doctor he'll probably be more embarrassed than her!!!

    i love the idea of going with glitter in face make up or sparkly top ah ah ah ah
    he'll probably find it funny to have the whole story!

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    I bet her sample pot looked like a glitter globe!

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    that is so funny i think i would book an appointment with the nurser
    if you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got

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    Well ladies, we knew you would come up with some great ideas but seriously...a leaf! pmsl!!! I have to say Im liking the idea of a monthly theme. Lol next month snowflakes!

    My dear friend will be round tomorrow so I'll show her your replies, Im sure she'll laugh at them as much as I have! I guess she could always wear a
    Merkin!

    Keep your ideas coming in and I'll let you know which she decided to go with tomorrow.
    If all else fails......add glitter!

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    I don't see the problem she should just say she was decorating early for Christmas

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    Ok so my friend came for coffee this afternoon and like the last time cried with laughter at all your replies, she particularly liked the idea of a autumn theme but she has.....

    Made another appointment with same doctor and says she is going to explain the whole story!

    I have warned her to make sure there are no aerosols in her handbag. She then told me she usually has a can of hairspray in there too!!! My reaction to this was...For goodness sake woman....dont go in this time with a flippin beehive!!!

    I'll let you know how it goes!
    If all else fails......add glitter!

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