THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH I THINK I MIGHT HAVE....

**silvermist** · 20-09-2012, 07:40 PM

...peed a little!!!

My dear friend had appointment for smear test today.(her Doc is a bit of a Robson Green lookalike) She was at work and planned to leave early so she could nip home for a freshen up.....anyway road works and traffic were making her late so .... she nipped into boots for a can of feminine deodorant (I know too much information but wait for it)...dear friend arrived at docs with minutes to spare, nipped into toilet, reaches into handbag for a quick spray.

She's just called me crying with laughter because when she got home and went to the loo,

she noticed glitter in her knickers.... in her haste.....she had sprayed her lady bits with body glitter!!!!!!! which was also in her handbag!

She said and I quote... 'OMG what if my doc thought I'd done it especially for him.' then she added, 'My God, all that was missing was a side parting and a tiara to complete the look!

**gegele** · 20-09-2012, 08:09 PM

i can't stop laughing!!!

best thing EVER

ah ah ah ah ah ahah

**silvermist** · 20-09-2012, 08:15 PM

I know, its hilarious! I almost spat my coffee out when she was telling me!!!

I didnt mean to put it just for greenies...thought everyone might like a laugh. Hopefully one of the mods will move it for me!

**The Juggler** · 20-09-2012, 08:56 PM

that is really funny!

**charleyfarley** · 20-09-2012, 08:57 PM

That's hilarious as we all know glitter gets everywhere

Carol xx

**silvermist** · 20-09-2012, 09:03 PM

Oh it sure does! Ask my friend!!!

**jaswinder bedi** · 20-09-2012, 10:08 PM

Oh my goodness its soooooooo funny

::

iam into using these different spray

have to be careful!!!!

**Ripeberry** · 20-09-2012, 11:42 PM

She will be a legend in that surgery

**migimoo** · 21-09-2012, 06:45 AM

I bet the Doctor was touched that she'd made an effort! did he mention it???

**Joda** · 21-09-2012, 08:04 AM

So funny - your friend must have been mortified lol!

**foxy lady** · 21-09-2012, 08:46 AM

paaahhhh ha ha ha and breath phaaah ah ha ha

**EmmaReed84** · 21-09-2012, 09:00 AM

Hmmm, wonders what the lab will think...

That really made me laugh!

**silvermist** · 21-09-2012, 09:15 AM

[QUOTE=migimoo;1160735]

I bet the Doctor was touched that she'd made an effort! did he mention it???[/QUOTE

She said he didnt say a thing! Which kind of makes it funnier. Im still grinning about it this morning. I wonder if he thought 'Mmm, nice of her to make the effort, thats cheered up a rather dull day!'

**silvermist** · 21-09-2012, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by Ripeberry

She will be a legend in that surgery

If she dares to stay with them! So funny!!!

Funny thing is, she's blaming her 4 yr old daughter, the reason she had body glitter in her bag is that she had taken her to a fairy party the other day and wanted to glitz her up.

Well it certainly added a bit of sparkle to her Docs day!!!

**clareelizabeth1** · 21-09-2012, 11:50 AM

Love it.

Can't believe the doctor didn't say anything. I think if I was the doctor I would of wet my self. But at least she brightened his day.

**nipper** · 21-09-2012, 11:54 AM

Even funnier that she didn't realise until she got home

**caz3007** · 21-09-2012, 11:56 AM

OMG that made me laugh

**charleyfarley** · 21-09-2012, 12:01 PM

Just a thought, does your friend know you've told us?

Carol xx

**Stapleton83** · 21-09-2012, 12:33 PM

Fantastic, that has brought a little sunshine into my day !!!

I wonder how long it will take her to get the glitter off - I always find glitter for days after the kids have been using it!!!

Sam x

**silvermist** · 21-09-2012, 12:49 PM

SHE DOES NOW! She's been for a coffee and when I said she'd made aload of childminders laugh on here she was like 'OMG!' I did say that at least I hadnt put it on face book with her picture!

Apparantly, She's having quite some difficulty getting rid of it too!

I told her 'think of it as this, you're just getting into the Christmas spirit early!'

Originally Posted by charleyfarley

Just a thought, does your friend know you've told us?

Carol xx