Thoughts for the day!!!

**miss muffit** · 08-03-2009, 02:10 PM

Thoughts for the day!

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a racing car not called a racist?

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks?

17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

19. Ever wonder about those people who spend two pound a piece on those
little bottles of Evian water?

Try spelling Evian backwards:

20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?

22. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that 1
enjoys it?

23. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when
you send it by sea it is called cargo?

24. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365
days a year, why are there locks on the door?

**cherry** · 08-03-2009, 02:14 PM

**jibberjitz** · 08-03-2009, 02:31 PM

**Chimps Childminding** · 08-03-2009, 02:54 PM

Brilliant!!!!!!

**nannysue** · 08-03-2009, 03:16 PM

Very Good

definatly gives you something to think about !!!

**helenlc** · 08-03-2009, 04:18 PM

I thought they were all great!!

**mandy moo** · 08-03-2009, 04:43 PM

Ive got a headache now

**miss muffit** · 08-03-2009, 04:54 PM

Sorry Mandy Moo....definatly gives you something to think about then !!!

**sunflower** · 08-03-2009, 05:08 PM

haha!!!!

**Monkey1** · 08-03-2009, 05:22 PM

Thats made me think!

**patevans** · 08-03-2009, 05:30 PM

amirose · 08-03-2009, 06:13 PM

19. Ever wonder about those people who spend two pound a piece on those
little bottles of Evian water?

Try spelling Evian backwards:

**donnadoo2004200** · 08-03-2009, 10:06 PM

FANTASTIC

**Twinkles** · 08-03-2009, 10:14 PM

Love it !!

**Chanelle** · 08-03-2009, 10:24 PM

I have always wondered why our noses run, and our feet smell !!

I always have these little ponderings ......lol

Pipsqueak · 08-03-2009, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by Monkey1

Thats made me think!

now thats a dangerous thing

Pipsqueak · 08-03-2009, 11:24 PM

Here are some more ponderings for you..... (monkey if you are going to think again give us some warning will you

)

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Does moving the mouse on the pad make a computer program open more quickly?

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?

Why are trousers called a pair?

Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

What's a question with no answer called?