Dont you just hate it when school is closed?
So polling day has hijacked my day and I've had 4 under 5s and my 6 year old son. Picnic in the park me thinks!
So get myself ready and tell all the kids including my 6 yo ds to go to the loo as no toilet.
Within 10 mins of arriving to park mindee 2yo states she needs a wee. Time to water the trees. Then ds 6 starts running round in circles cos he has to go!!! Yuk still trying to eat!
So as we are far from home and near some woods I hand him a bag and baby wipes and armed with instructions off he goes. Pops the bag in the dog bin and I disinfect and wipe his hands. Back to lunch.
So we eat and its all lovely and one by one the kids finish and go off to play. Then 2 yo mindee starts walking funny and I ask what's the matter Nothing!
I check and she has poo in her knickers! What the hell????? So off come trousers and knickers into the bag and wipes at the ready. Quick change disinfectant and wipes! - lost my appetite now!!!!
So then go to get up off the picnic blanket and can't seem to move. Its really difficult getting myself up! 35 weeks pregnant and uber big! Manage to waddle up and rip my jeans - Not ammused!
So when we get home kids ask can we go to park tomorrow? ???? I think not!
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