Mine says
In an emergency involving fire i will take the following steps
1. Run around flapping and shouting.
2. Take all my mindees up stairs to my unregistered first floor.
3. Throw the mattress out the window, Throw my mindee's out after it.
4. Run back down stairs to collect coats and personal belongings.
5. Use the fire to cook marsh mellows.
6. Ring fire brigade
7. Run back upstairs and throw personal items at the only mindee who has not wondered off.
8. Sit on the window sill until fire fighters arrive to rescue me.
Would love to see ofsted's reply to this lol x
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
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