worse things said on first parent meetings

[Bear23]

Just sitting here thinking about my first ever parent meeting, it was for a full time 8 month old baby, and i was soooooooooooo nervous

It didn't occur to me, to pick up the baby, or adimre it

I then spent about 30 mins telling her if she was late or I couldn't get hold of her i'd be phoning social services

Needless so say i never heard from her again!!

Anyone done worse than this??

[WibbleWobble]

recently had a meeting with a lady who is a teacher.

she wanted me to describe myself in five words!!!!


ha ha ha


i said

lentil munching, guardian reading lefty



she has booked her two in for september!!!!!!!!!!!!

madness


mandyx

[The Juggler]

recently had a meeting with a lady who is a teacher.

she wanted me to describe myself in five words!!!!


ha ha ha


i said

lentil munching, guardian reading lefty



she has booked her two in for september!!!!!!!!!!!!

madness


mandyx

[lorimac]

I had a couple come to see me with their little boy, in they came introduced themselves by name and I say to the little boy " O, I see u've brought grandpa along" deathly silence ensued and mum replied "actually this is daddy" . There was about 40 years age difference in the 2 parents ......oopsy

[JCrakers]

I had a couple come to see me with their little boy, in they came introduced themselves by name and I say to the little boy " O, I see u've brought grandpa along" deathly silence ensued and mum replied "actually this is daddy" . There was about 40 years age difference in the 2 parents ......oopsy

oops...

[FussyElmo]

I had a couple come to see me with their little boy, in they came introduced themselves by name and I say to the little boy " O, I see u've brought grandpa along" deathly silence ensued and mum replied "actually this is daddy" . There was about 40 years age difference in the 2 parents ......oopsy

opps indeed - did they sign

[sharonmanc]

haha, I am dreading this side of things

[Bear23]

I had a couple come to see me with their little boy, in they came introduced themselves by name and I say to the little boy " O, I see u've brought grandpa along" deathly silence ensued and mum replied "actually this is daddy" . There was about 40 years age difference in the 2 parents ......oopsy

[Tinglesnark]

@ the above!
parsley petal, how quick thinking! id have ummed and ahhed haha!

I remember talking about my lost child policy, mum was horrified and told me that if i planned on losing her children then i wasnt the cm she wanted!



I was so nervous i couldnt get her to understand that i had the policy just in case and not because it would happen - she was off!

oh and the time i stood on a crawling baby she was up and out too...

hmmm wonder why im empty eh?