Cute/Funny things kids say!

[littleelm]

We've had some classics recently...

Couple of weeks ago looking at a book about Autumn, little girl spots a hedgehog and say's 'it's a Hodge-EGG!' very deliberate seperation of syllabels!

This week sat looking at a book about animals with a three year old... get to a page with a guinea pig on, I ask her if she knows what animal it is, her reply? 'IT'S A PINNY GIG!'

Also have a little girl who say's 'i'm minished' instead of finished... heart melt every time she says it!

[kel1983]

One of mine, 2 years old, says gog instead of dog and painty for colouring. But then suprised us big time on Friday and actually said colouring. Very cute

[Nature'sKids!]

Dh and I were talking about church this afternoon, he said is J the pastor then? To which ds replied "I don't want pasta I want beans!"

[Bevbeetle]

one of my littles ones said Bev whats god like i replied i dont know sorry i dont know him to which the little looked confused but you know everybody lol

[littleelm]

When I was little, my Mum bought a savoy cabbage... and I asked 'if this a boy cabbage, what does a girl one look like?' ... needless to say savoy cabbage is still referred to as 'boy cabbage' to this day!

I also used to say par cark instead car park!

[Boris]

I was watching a war film with my boys earlier and one of them said "Are those men the Nancys?" He meant Nazis! Bless!

[blue bear]

One of my mindees rabbit died last week and dad buried him in the garden under the sand pit. Sister says to mindee, " don't worry you'll see him when you die"
Mindee replies "I'm not going under the sandpit" !!!!

[gazanne]

A 2 year old mindee saw a six month old dribbling the other day and said "look Anne he is melting"

[sweets]

One of my mindees rabbit died last week and dad buried him in the garden under the sand pit. Sister says to mindee, " don't worry you'll see him when you die"
Mindee replies "I'm not going under the sandpit" !!!!

Love that one

i love it when they say they want to do it 'all on mine own'

[Fraggle1]

My own son who is 3 years old has come out with 2 funny things this week.

Firstly - you know when you get patches of grass that break through the pavement and are sat on their own. DS points at it and says "Is that a grass poo mummy?" ha ha ha

Secondly - "How did I come out of your boobs?" - that totally cracked me up!! lol

x

[uf353432]

This was my girls playing today:-

M: can I play E?
E: Yes
M grabs playmobile character and joins in with E's playmobile game
E: pretend you haven;t arrived yet
M removes playmobile character and waits.......


E is an evil genious!

[angiemog]

My two just turned 3 mindees were having a conversation about heaven. F said, "Heaven is in the sky where all the poorly birds and squashed hedgehogs go." Really made me chuckle. x

[Toothfairy]

Mindee (2.5yrs) told her Mum that we went into the woods to find Plonkers
We were looking for Conkers for our Autumn theme.

[ajs]

We've had some classics recently...

Couple of weeks ago looking at a book about Autumn, little girl spots a hedgehog and say's 'it's a Hodge-EGG!' very deliberate seperation of syllabels!

This week sat looking at a book about animals with a three year old... get to a page with a guinea pig on, I ask her if she knows what animal it is, her reply? 'IT'S A PINNY GIG!'

Also have a little girl who say's 'i'm minished' instead of finished... heart melt every time she says it!

My son used to say ninished, I hated when dh taught him the correct way of saying it.

My 2 yr old mindee told me my car sounded like a train, she wasn't wrong but we were on the way to the mechanics at the time.

[helengreen13]

Had a car full of 6 children on the way home from school. 3 being mine and 3 mindees. my DS was really moaning as he had bumped his knee getting into the car and was really hamming it up, rolling around (as much as you can when you are strapped into the car seat) and telling me he had broken his leg and needed to go to hospital. After 5 minutes of this one of the mindees (a girl age 8) just turned round and said to DS "Man Up". DS was so shocked he kept quite for the rest of the journey.

It made me giggle all day

[Toothfairy]

When I was little, my Mum bought a savoy cabbage... and I asked 'if this a boy cabbage, what does a girl one look like?' ... needless to say savoy cabbage is still referred to as 'boy cabbage' to this day!

I also used to say par cark instead car park!

I used to say Park Kark and Hostapittal

[mrs coops]

we were going to group the other morning in the car when the traffic lights turnt red.My 3 yr old mindee groaned and said my daddy hates these fockers her dad was mortified when i told him but i did have a giggle later on

[uf353432]

I used to say Park Kark and Hostapittal

I still say par kark!!

[RainbowMum]

DS used to say "Dishlicious" when he'd enjoyed his food

[Helen Dempster]

At Halloween, I had a hanging Mummy and a hanging skeleton. I kept referring to the Mummy as 'he' and got told off every time by my DS who said "it's not a he, it's a mummy, so it's a she"