funny things children say!

**oakie dokie** · 16-01-2008, 06:15 AM

one of my after schoolers came to me and said he'd learnt about planets and one called -enis, i asked him what he had said again and sure enough it was -enis, trying so hard not to laugh, i said dont you mean venus, yes thats what i mean,ah hes only 5, laugh

. hubby had gone to bed early and when i got in bed i remembered what he'd said and tried hard not to laugh and wake him up. i thought to myself, i going to put that on the forum its so funny!

hazelx

**Monkey1** · 16-01-2008, 06:32 AM

Bless! Pure innocence!

**Mickey Mouse Clubhouse** · 16-01-2008, 07:49 AM

Bless him. xxx

**sarah707** · 16-01-2008, 07:50 AM

Ahh bless!

**miffy** · 16-01-2008, 07:51 AM

That's lovely - hope you shared it with his mum/dad

Miffy xx

**angeldelight** · 16-01-2008, 07:52 AM

Oh how cute is that - funny when kids get it wrong

Angel xx

**LittleMissSparkles** · 16-01-2008, 08:11 AM

its the way they express themselves too when saying something isnt it, how funny , bless him xxx

**chubbymummy** · 16-01-2008, 10:17 AM

that reminded me of when my sone was 8

he came home from school and said that he had to lable parts of the body......so i asked him what different parts were called when i pointed at my hip he said oh thats your -enis. i questioned him again and he said it again.

he had wrote that at school

we soon realised he should have labeled it pelvis..... lol

i bet the teachers had a laugh at that one!

**Mollymop** · 16-01-2008, 01:59 PM

Haha! Hazel and Cathy that is so funny!!!!

My little girl, Caitlin kept asking for chubby checkers, "Please Mummy I want some Chubby Checkers"
"Chubby Checkers, what are they?"

It took a while to realise she mean't Mini Cheedars. - She was only just 2 at the time. Bless her. ha!

**Mollymop** · 16-01-2008, 02:03 PM

My nephew said something naughty once, on purpose, as he is at that age of 12 when they think they can swear. DOn't worry, I put him straight, but I had to stop myself from giggling when he called his 11 year old sister a Mastipulator!

**carolinel** · 16-01-2008, 02:13 PM

ah, your stories have made me laugh! It is so sweet when they say things wrong.

**Monkey1** · 16-01-2008, 08:17 PM

When i was pregnant with my second child i sat my son down and explained to him that there was a baby in Mummys tummy and that it would be his sister or brother. He looked impressed so i said......"what would you like... a baby brother or a baby sister?" He pondered then said " i want a cake!"

**emler** · 16-01-2008, 08:19 PM

Emler x

**smartypants** · 16-01-2008, 08:22 PM

Lol... Thats why i love working with little ones!!!

**bubbly** · 16-01-2008, 08:46 PM

My 6 year old son was doing a school project on the Great Fire of London a couple of months ago. It didn't go down too well when he asked if I was there

I've also been asked if I knew Robin Hood

**Banana** · 16-01-2008, 08:47 PM

well get this............

I am mortified.

I was getting in the shower the other morning and Isabelle was sitting on the loo seat waiting for me... I was taking my bra off and she came out with

' mummy, why do your boobies fall down when you take that off'

I couldnt believe it. I just didnt know what to say to that lol She told me I should 'hold them up' when im in the shower so they dont fall down too much - I think that is confirmation that I will be having an uplift when I get to 30

Dont you just love what they come out with

x

**emler** · 16-01-2008, 08:51 PM

Bubbly & Banana you have both just cracked me up!!! Love these stories

Emler x

**carolinel** · 16-01-2008, 08:53 PM

yes, me too - very funny!!

**Banana** · 16-01-2008, 09:04 PM

Glad you think its funny

**carolinel** · 16-01-2008, 09:08 PM

my friend has just had a baby, we went to see him on Sunday, baby was 1 week old. My friend has got her figure back already, not even a slight bump. When we got home James looked at my tum and asked "why has Jayne got a flat tummy and yours is still big - Emily is nearly 3"!!!!

ooh it's just not fair!